A/N: I LAUGH MANICALLY! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes I am crazy. This is a plot bunny that bit me and now refuses to go away. It will be very strange and odd, so if you don't like strange oddness I wouldn't suggest reading this. I will try and only use popular songs but there are a few showtunes I wanna use. Not my fault you haven't seen as many musicals as me. Please R/R!

Summary: Oh… My… GOD! Everyone in Alageasia is singing! Luckily Saphira's still sane. Although Eragon might not be alive much longer if he keeps singing stupid songs around her. Many popular songs and showtunes will appear. Slightly modified of course.

Playlist: A few songs you can expect in future chapters:

Good Morning Baltimore-Hairspray (the musical)

We Will Rock You-Queen

I love Myself Today-Bif

Stronger-Britney Spears

Without Love-Hairspray (the musical)

Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy- Big and Rich

Loathing- Wicked (the musical)

As well as many more :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Eragon or any of the songs I use. Kinda wish I did though.

Chapter one: The Randomness of Arya

Durza had been waiting hours in the forest for that lousy elf chick with that lousy egg to show. Suddenly he heard irritating pop music drifting from over the hill. "Get ready." He hissed to the urgals. "They're here."

Arya saw the shade and all the urgals burst from the bush and charge her and her guards.

After her guards fell, she screamed and then, she whipped off her cloak to reveal a very Britney Spears-like outfit, and out of the blue, started to sing:

"Oh shady, shady
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
Oh shady, shady
I shouldn't have had to go
On this suicide mission, yeah
Please don't show me how you want it to be
Don't tell me shady 'cause I don't want to know now (or ever), oh because"

Arya started to run into the forest. As Durza sets fire to the forest, it looks more like concert special-effects fireworks than flames. All the time, Arya was singing:

"My stupidness is killing me
I can't believe I fell for this (This trick)
When I'm with you I lose my mind
Attack with a spell
Hit me baby one more time"

Arya ran under Durza's rock, and he jumped in front of her. She still sang.

"Oh shady, shady
Soon I won't breathe cause you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh icky shady
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
It's not the way I planned it
Please don't show me how you want it to be
Don't tell me baby 'cause I don't really want to know now (or ever), oh because"

"Hand over the egg, bitch!" Durza demanded.

"My stupidness is killing me
I can't believe I fell for this (This trick)
When I'm with you I lose my mind
Attack with a spell
Hit me baby one more time"

"Fine then" Said Durza. "I will." He shot a bolt of red light at her. The bolt, for some odd reason, slowed down in mid air. Giving Arya more time to, of all things, sing more as she chucked the egg as far as she possibly could.

"Oh shady, shady how was I supposed to know
Oh icky shady, I shouldn't have had to go
On this suicide mission,

My stupidness will be what kills me now
Don't you know how to kill me?
This is really weird
How long ago did you throw that spell?
To hit me baby one more time"

As the last word passed Arya's lips, the spell hit her and she fainted. "How random was that?" Said Durza, before slinging her over his horse like a sack of potatos and then killing the urgals. Then he sung:

"Her stupidness has surely killed her now
I must confess I really blew it (really blew it)
When I'm with you I lose my mind
I threw that spell
That hit you baby one more time"

He shook his head vigorously and scowled. "The insanity must be catching."

A/N: By the way, that was 'One more time' by Britney Spears. Next up, 'Good Morning Alageasia!'