New Moon - Edward Leaving, /3 ( Parody )
Edwarsd get's Bella to follow him in the woods, by her house.
Edward : Bella, were leaving forks.
Bella : Well, i'm not going.
Edward : I know, just me and my family are.
Bella : Your what?! LEAVING ME!
Edward : Yes, i'm no good for you.
Bella : B-but, but.
Edward : You have to promise me one thing, before I go.
Bella : Y-Yes.
Edward : Please stay out of trouble.
Bella : I promise E
dward : And i'll promise you some thing in return. This will be the last time you see me.
Bella : Thats alright, i'll just have to hook up with a werewolf.
Edward : Thats something dangerous.
Bella : Why would it matter to you, your leaving me.
Edward : I guess i'll see you, when you comes to resuce me, in Italy with Alice.
Bella : Alright, bye. E
Edward leans down towards me.
Bella : Woah, what are you doing ?
Edward : Giving to one last kiss before I leave.
Bella : Just go.
Edward : Fine, Bye.
Bella : Please, Edward don't leave me ! What happened with Jasper that was nothing.
Bella reaches for Edward.
Edward : Bye
Edwards grabbs Bella's wrist's, and kisses her forehead, and walks away.
[ Volterra ]
Bella : EDWARD ! Look at me !
Edward goes to take a step out in the light.
Bella slams into him.
Bella : Edward, you have to move.
Edward : Did you have fun with Jacob ?
Bella : That don't matter, I came here to save you, not talk about what happened with Jacob.
Edward : Alright then.
Bella leans on her tippy toes, and tries to kiss Edward.
Edward : Bella, were over, remember, you can't kiss me.
Bella : So, who cares, just cause were over, don't mean we can kiss.
Edward : I have a girlfriend.
Bella : WHAT!
Edward : I have a girlfriend.
Bella pushes Edward into the sunlight.
Volturi come and kills Edward.
Bella walks away laughing, " Poor Sucker."
The End ! xD
A.N : I LoveThe Twilgiht Saga, But I Just Had To Publish This Spoof I Made Like Three months Agoo. : D. LMFAO ! : )