NO HAET BECUS KARKAT STRIDRE IZ CANNON ANF WHOEVUR THINKS OTHRAWISE IS RELLY DIMB AND SHUD DIE LIEK RIGHE NOE
Chap 1 pahe 1
karkat srider woke up erly thet mo rning becus his alarm wsa goin he rolled ofer and sighs loud. His mom was alfready there by his bed. "GOOD MORNING FUVKASS TIME FOR VRAKFAST" hid mim said to get him out og bed. "hi mim" he saud as he out of his covers. He being only a younf halg grib was pivcked up by his loving mither karkat vantad. His mothr dressef him in a prety dress that had rinnons on it and a fluffy red bow int he back and it ooked so kawaii becuz his mom likes thta stuff and karkat shrider does too. but he was ok with is cuase he like bein a lolita cus they are so kewaii.. they got to table soon and dave wus alredy yhrere "het son" he sed "sip dad" kk srider sed back. "omg you kook so kaewaii" he sed back " i kno mom dessed me up. ids so fukkin awseome" i sed. "I AFREE WIT WAT THE LITTLE FUKASS HAZ RO SAY HES SO KAWII IT WAZ HARK FOT ME TO LOOK AR HIM THIZ MORNINF" he tuned on the radio and my chemincal romande stoarted plating. we are breakdast taking about goffik things and prety lilota dersses. did i mention thet my dres was black and red wif fishnet bloomers? enywai, we wer sittin there and al of a sudden mom waz like " OMG STRUDER UR SO HAWT LIKE OUR LITTLE SUN" an dave waz all liek " i kno but our suns rhe best" an thes srated arguing. i waz staring to fet annoyes at there argiung ":mem ad stahp arghuing" i sed truing not to be mad. but ie wac to much. mt vusion want red anf i felt my litrrle renboe drinkr fangz grow wanting vouces in my hed stared teling me too kil them so i culd drink there cany blod. i sooon couldntavoid the feling and stared to shoul "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU BOEH!" they stated at me in confusin. "wht are u takking about son? dabe askt me all confusd liek and i sed "U GUYS ARE ARGUIN TO MUCH I HATE YU! FUK U MOMY FUK U DADDY!" nd with that i leaped at them and tore out my mommas throte. mommt scresmed and fellto the floor, ded in thea exact momment he hit the flor. i noe turned to mi dad who wad pale wif fear and shakin holding his sword out defending himself. i leaped at him to and he stod no chance sinve i am the chosn one chosn by the dark demons to grow up as the adassin of darkness. i bit onto him and he screamed in paine as my fangs r poisinus and can kill you in one bite. he fel onto the flor nect to mommy.i dipped mt hands in they're blood and wrote on the walls in goff wirting 'MOMMY ANS DADDT WERE GOOD" i sed to myself happily as i wrot and drew happy clowb faces nowing uncle gamsee would be proud of me. at thet monent our gguests mommy invited over came over. "hey kk what22 u- OH 22HIT!" he dhouted as i turned to greet him and feferu and eridn with a psycho grin. "mommy isnt here riht now, may i take message?" i sad giggling insanely
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