What Christmas was like before Katniss and the other tributes went into the Hunger Games!
Please be gentle with me, this is my first Hunger Games fan fiction (probably also my last.) I also made up some names for those who weren't given names or those who I weren't sure of.
Inspired by Pit-traps '12 pains of Hetalia'
In the first district of Christmas, my true love gave to me~
"A diamond Christmas tree!~" Glimmer shouted while Marvel struggled to plug in the lights without breaking the fragile tree.
In the second district of Christmas, my true love gave to me~
"Medicine with lots of love!" Clove mumbled through a ton of tissues, refusing the medicine Cato was trying to give her.
"And a diamond Christmas tree!~" Glimmer shouted while Marvel struggled to plug in the lights without breaking the fragile tree.
In the third district of Christmas, my true love gave to me~
"Dealing with smelly men." Spark and Firenza grumbled as several sweaty factory workers poured out of the workshop.
"Medicine with lots of love!" Clove mumbled through a ton of tissues, refusing the medicine Cato was trying to give her.
"And a diamond Christmas tree!~" Glimmer shouted while Marvel struggled to plug in the lights without breaking the fragile tree.
In the fourth district of Christmas, my true love gave to me~
"Four fishing rods!" Salmon yelped as she fell face first into the water, clutching the rods.
"Dealing with smelly men." Spark and Firenza grumbled as several sweaty factory workers poured out of the workshop.
"Medicine with lots of love!" Clove mumbled through a ton of tissues, refusing the medicine Cato was trying to give her.
"And a diamond Christmas tree!~" Glimmer shouted while Marvel struggled to plug in the lights without breaking the fragile tree.
In the fifth district of Christmas, my true love gave to me~
"FIVE RABID RABBITS!" Levi and Foxface squawked from up a tree.
"Four fishing rods!" Salmon yelped as she fell face first into the water, clutching the rods.
"Dealing with smelly men." Spark and Firenza grumbled as several sweaty factory workers poured out of the workshop
"Medicine with lots of love!" Clove mumbled through a ton of tissues, refusing the medicine Cato was trying to give her.
"And a diamond Christmas tree!~" Glimmer shouted while Marvel struggled to plug in the lights without breaking the fragile tree.
In the sixth district of Christmas, my true love gave to me~
"Six strange stockings…" Starr murmured studying the stockings, scratching her chin.
"FIVE RABID RABBITS!" Levi and Foxface squawked from up a tree.
"Four fishing rods!" Salmon yelped as she fell face first into the water, clutching the rods.
"Dealing with smelly men." Spark and Firenza grumbled as several sweaty factory workers poured out of the workshop.
"Medicine with lots of love!" Clove mumbled through a ton of tissues, refusing the medicine Cato was trying to give her.
"And a diamond Christmas tree!~" Glimmer shouted while Marvel struggled to plug in the lights without breaking the fragile tree.
In the seventh district of Christmas, my true love gave to me~
"Seven stupid blueprints…" Tucson growled hotly under his breath as Sandra peeped over his shoulder.
"Six strange stockings…" Starr murmured studying the stockings, scratching her chin.
"FIVE RABID RABBITS!" Levi and Foxface squawked from up a tree.
"Four fishing rods!" Salmon yelped as she fell face first into the water, clutching the rods.
"Dealing with smelly men." Spark and Firenza grumbled as several sweaty factory workers poured out of the workshop.
"Medicine with lots of love!" Clove mumbled through a ton of tissues, refusing the medicine Cato was trying to give her.
"And a diamond Christmas tree!~" Glimmer shouted while Marvel struggled to plug in the lights without breaking the fragile tree.
In the eight district of Christmas, my true love gave to me~
"Eight yards of yarn…" Megan sighed as she looked mournfully at her half-finished scarf.
"Seven stupid blueprints…" Tucson growled hotly under his breath as Sandra peeped over his shoulder.
"Six strange stockings…" Starr murmured studying the stockings, scratching her chin.
"FIVE RABID RABBITS!" Levi and Foxface squawked from up a tree.
"Four fishing rods!" Salmon yelped as she fell face first into the water, clutching the rods.
"Dealing with smelly men." Spark and Firenza grumbled as several sweaty factory workers poured out of the workshop.
"Medicine with lots of love!" Clove mumbled through a ton of tissues, refusing the medicine Cato was trying to give her.
"And a diamond Christmas tree!~" Glimmer shouted while Marvel struggled to plug in the lights without breaking the fragile tree.
In the ninth district of Christmas, my true love gave to me~
"Nine hiding elk." Thaila hissed under her breath, scanning the silent forest.
"Eight yards of yarn…" Megan sighed as she looked mournfully at her half-finished scarf.
"Seven stupid blueprints…" Tucson growled hotly under his breath as Sandra peeped over his shoulder.
"Six strange stockings…" Starr murmured studying the stockings, scratching her chin.
"FIVE RABID RABBITS!" Levi and Foxface squawked from up a tree.
"Four fishing rods!" Salmon yelped as she fell face first into the water, clutching the rods.
"Dealing with smelly men." Spark and Firenza grumbled as several sweaty factory workers poured out of the workshop.
"Medicine with lots of love!" Clove mumbled through a ton of tissues, refusing the medicine Cato was trying to give her.
"And a diamond Christmas tree!~" Glimmer shouted while Marvel struggled to plug in the lights without breaking the fragile tree.
In the tenth district of Christmas, my true love gave to me~
"Ten bucking cattle." Erick and Lia said nervously backing away from the red-eyed bulls.
"I know you're hiding somewhere little ones~" Thaila sang, stalking deeper into the hunting grounds, making all of the camouflaged creatures shudder.
"This is taking forever." Megan sighed, throwing her head back and Nathan looked over from all fifty of his finished sweaters.
"God damn blueprints!" Tucson yelled into the air dramatically, making Sandra flinch.
"What are those?" Rye asked Starr, staring at the objects in her hands.
"GO AWAY!" Foxface and Levi wailed, holding each other as the rabbits began climbing up the tree.
"Help me up here, Martin." Salmon begged the snickering man while Finnick chuckled.
"Put some deodorant on!" Spark and Firenza yelled, attempting to waft the scent away from their noses.
"Come on Clove, it's just two spoon full's." Cato begged, but the girl merely turned her head away with a sniff.
"Be careful with my tree, Marvel!" Glimmer chided as the boy struggled to reach the outlet that was for some reason, on the top of the ceiling.
In the eleventh district of Christmas, my true love gave to me~
"Another little sibling!" Rue squealed gleefully at her crying newborn sister while Thresh grunted.
"HOLY CRAP!" Erick and Lia dove out of the way before the stampeding cattle could penetrate them with their horns.
"I can almost see them~" Thaila chuckled darkly, readying her bow and arrow.
"How did you get done so fast?" Megan cried staring at Nathan's pile of sweaters.
"Why the hell did I have to get these on a holiday!" Tucson yelled angrily while Sandra watched him have a fit at a safe distance.
"I think these are stockings." Starr answered and Rye made a face.
"Why do our science projects always seem to go wrong!" Levi cried as the foaming rabbits were halfway up the tree trunk.
"C-c-c-come on! It's f-f-f-f-f-freezing in here!" Salmon said through chattering teeth.
"I think I'm going to be sick." Spark gagged and Firenza turned green as the men walked towards them.
"CLOVE, YOU WILL SWALLOW THIS WILLINGFULLY OR I WILL SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!" Cato yelled, trying to shove the medicine past her lips while Clove covered her mouth with her hands.
"AH!" Marvel yelled as he fell of the ladder and fell on top of the diamond tree.
In the twelfth district of Christmas, my true love gave to me~
"A broken set of arrows?" Katniss said confused, while Peeta smiled shyly hiding his Christmas present to her behind his back.
"This reminds me of my other four siblings when they were babies!" Rue exclaimed, cradling the crying baby as Thresh gritted his teeth in annoyance and covered his ears.
"Run for your lives! They're loose!" Erick and Lia screamed as the stampede ran in full pursuit of them through the town while peacekeeper's struggled to tranquilize the animals.
"Thaila? What are you doing?" Leon asked, making her jump and drop her bow and arrows. The animals instantly fled while they had the chance as Thaila collapsed in grief. "WHY?"
"I used the sewing machine." Nathan said pointing to the contraption and Megan hit her head on the desk.
"You know what? Here's what I think of your damn blueprints!" Tucson yelled ripping them to shreds and throwing them into the air. "MERRY FRIGGIN' CHRISTMAS!" He spat and Sandra flinched as he flipped over the table as he stormed out.
"Are stockings supposed to be split in different directions?" Rye asked and Starr looked at the deformed stockings closely. "You're right!"
"Back foul beasts!" Foxface yelled, trying to shove the rabbits off the tree with a stick.
"You son of a-" Salmon's voice was cut off when Martin shoved her back into the water.
"I can't take it anymore." Spark and Firenza moaned and passed out while the confused workers stared at them and sniffed themselves before passing out as well.
"I give up." Cato said in defeat, throwing the Nyquil up in the air behind him with a sigh.
"MY BEAUTIFUL TREE!" Glimmer shrieked in distress, ignoring the boy with a sprained ankle.
Poor Marvel…