Glenn Quagmire's Quagmire Glenn Quagmire was just another average Asian-american. He was skinny, attracted to white women, and had a small penis. Thing is, it wasn't just white women. Quagmire was a fan of all women. Glenn typically had to change up his preferences with women to ensure that he doesn't get bored. Ever since he had moved to the city of Quohag, he slept with an average of 3 women a night. There would be many times that Quagmire would spend months buttering a girl up to sleep with her, only for him to lose his erection due to pure overexposure to sex. He thought he had tried everything: hentai, boys, transsexuals, fat girls, skinny girls, and everything inbetween. There was one fetish that Quagmire never treaded on: Beastiality. Quagmire often contemplated the idea of beastiality, but it was a concept that scared him. It all just seemed too dangerous and unhealthy to actually try. One day, after thinking about it for a long time, quagmire made a vow to himself to never try it. The problem was that the "forbidden" aspect of it just made Quagmire lust after it even more. One day, when quagmire was flying a plane, he started having fantasies. He imagined Bryan Griffin dancing around, bending over, and inviting Quagmire inside of him. This caused Quagmire to begin playing with himself and take his attention off of flying the plane. He got so into it that he did not realize the plane was angling downward and they were quickly going towards a crash. The female flight attendant walked in at that very moment to see what was going on, but Quagmire couldn't hold his love in anymore and blew his whole load right into her eyes. Quagmire, in a flustered state, chose to ignore recovering the plane and go to the girl's aid. Before he knew it, the plane crashed. Quagmire was the only survivor. Everybody else on the plane was dead. "Oh damnit!" he exclaimed. "Now I'm going to jail and I wont ever get any poon again." Quagmire stumbled out of the plane to see a sign. It read: You Are Now Entering 100 Acre Wood. Quagmire began exploring the village, finding no one there. One thing that he did know was that he was sore, very sore; especially in his nether regions. Seeing that there was no one around, Quagmire shoved his hand down his pants. "Excuse me sir!" Said a high pitched voice. Quagmire was startled, and he looked around. Finally, he looked down to realize that the voice was coming from some sort of pig looking creature. "Who the hell are you? And why can you talk? Quagmire enquired "My name is piglet. I'm not sure what you mean by that question, I guess that's just how Christopher Robin wants me to." "Who's Christopher Robin? Oh I suppose it doesn't matter. Im horny, are you a boy or a girl?" Piglet did not know how to answer that question. In all honesty, it wasn't even sure if it was a boy or a girl. Before Piglet could respond, Quagmire piped in again. "You know what, I don't care. Come here!" Quagmire plunged his manhood right into Piglet's mouth before it could even let out a scream. It went far in him, almost all the way. Considering Piglet was only about 10 inches tall, this was quite the feat. "GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!" Quagmire got ready to finish, and he thrusted more violently. Before he knew it, quagmire's cock shot out through Piglet's back end, impaling him. Piglet was dead. Out came Christopher Robin. Quagmire was ready for a fight, "Come here you lil bitch!" Quagmire yelled. Just then, Christopher whistled and out came many more furry creatures. Winny the Pooh was the last to show up, and he had an enraged expression. He opened his mouth and said, "It's time to fuck Asians and get honey."