"Hey! Hey guys look what I've got" Wade teased shaking a piece of paper in front of Peter and Matt, Peter snatched it from his hands
"Christ Wade" He shook his head, Matt looked briefly at Peter and listened intently to Wade's irratic heartbeat
"It's another restraining order isn't it?"
"Just because we've rose to fame it doesn't mean the Avengers will want us in their corporation... First Clint and Natasha, then Bruce, Stark and now Thor?" Peter asked ludicrously reading the article in front of him
"Deadpool Inc, Spiderman ltd and Daredevil & Co are always ignored by the Avengers Corp, isn't it our turn yet?" Wade pouted flopping onto his chair, pulling off his mask
"We're nothing compared to them, we have a long way-"
"Shut it Spidey-"
"Peter has a point, Wade, you see-"
"Enough of your law and order bullcrap! I say it's time Team Red showed the Avengers who's boss!". Peter and Matt shared sideway glances
"Team... Red?" Matt enquired, the questioned caused Wade to jump from his seat
"I had this genius idea that we linked our companies together, our primary colour is red so I'm calling it Operation Team Red... I haven't thought of a name yet but Team Red is a great code name! Avenger won't even see it coming..." Wade began babbling away to himself excitedly, fondling his unicorn toy that sat beside him, Peter turned to Matt who was staring unseeing at a wall in deep thought
"Can we actually link companies?" He asked
"We can" Daredevil said matter-of-factly "but it can have complications, especially with such unstable allies such as Deadpool Inc"
"I see" Peter nodded
"...Oooh we could sabotage them!" Wade shouted, alerting the two privately conversing, Wade paused and looked down "Um... brb" he giggled running up to the bathroom
"Why is he still with us?" Peter asked cringing
"Well I'm blind, the question lies on your shoulders" Matt chuckled. Peter sighed in exasperation
"He's like the childish mascot, I guess" Peter shrugged
"Says the child" Matt belted out a rare laugh, his eyes crinkling slightly as if purposely reminding Peter he was still the baby face (as Wade put it) of the group
"You're a few years my senior!" Peter defended
"I'm joking, kid" Matt wiped a stray tear
"Not cool, Murdock"
"Ooooh we're doing the second name thingy?" Wade called rushing into the room "I love calling people by their second names! Oi Parker!"
"Wilson" Peter rolled his eyes
"Can I remind everyone of the conversation we were having before our interruption?" Matt suggested, the two housemates stared at him, slightly perplexed "What were we going to order for takeaway?" Matt asked, his stomach grumbling, his hearing picking up the echoing sounds of the other's hunger. A decisive silence fell over the guys, Wade took a deep breath
"Chimichangas!" He called out, making Peter jump and Matt flinch
"We had Mexican yesterday" Matt pointed out
"Chimichanga pizza?"
"Wade..."
"Fine! Chimichanga burgers?"
"WADE!" Wade paused
"Tacos?" Peter face-palmed and Matt moaned, reaching out to his walking stick and whacking Wade on the head.