And yet again, iciclegirl235 posts another story when she has so many more she could be working on!

Well, at least this is a one shot. And I'm working on The Hero, the Bad Guy, and Me right now.

Disclaimer: Don't own. Also, sorry about the stupid parenthesis, but they are the things that Dan and Ian crossed out, then decided they didn't want to put. Fanfic wouldn't let me cross out things.

Dear Undear Ian,

I'd appreciate if you'd stop flirting with my sister. Oh, and stop taking her out on dates. And staring at her (chest) in places that shouldn't be stared at. Oh, and making out with her on the front porch at 12 am.

Yours Untruly,

Dan Cahill

P.S. Yeah, I saw that kiss! That's right! You watch out there(boy)!

P.P.S. Notice how I crossed out boy because your gender is un freaking known.

Daniel,

I'd appreciate if you'd stop meddling with business that isn't yours. Oh, and what if I told you your sister was doing this out of free will? And not because I (sent her a bouquet of 101 roses and gave her jewelry and sang her a song and told her I loved her) did something? Oh, and who cares?

Have an unpleasant day,

Ian Kabra

P.S It was just one measly kiss! That's nothing (compared to last night)!

P.P.S. And I'm obviously male if I'm dating Amy- unless you're claiming she isn't female?

Undear Ian,

So you admit you tricked Amy, eh? What did you do? Spray the roses with poison? Strangle her with the jewelry? Killed her with your voice? (Told her lies?) Oh, and me. I care.

Yours Untruly,

D to the A to the freaking N (not Daniel) Cahill

P.S. I don't even want to know what you've been doing with my sister. I just want you to stop.

P.P.S. Has Amy been spreading the rumors that she's a girl (again)?

P.P.P.S. I'm so telling Amy all of this.

Daniel,

Watch me mail Amy first.

Ian Kabra

P.S. No

P.P.S. No

P.P.P.S. Not if I can help it.

Yo Amy,

Did you know that Ian secretly poisoned those flowers he gave you? Or meant to strangle-

So, hypothetically, let's say he sent you a letter. And, hypothetically of course, he told you that whatever I tell you in a letter I were hypothetically to send you is a lie.

Well, don't believe it because he is lying. I WIN.

Winningly,

Dan

Dear Amy,

I did not poison any flowers- in case you were wondering. Which you probably weren't.

And also, in case you were wondering again, which you probably weren't, because why would you, but anyways, if Dan were to send you a letter saying that I was going to send a letter in which everything I said would be a lie, don't believe it. Because that's such childish behavior.

Love,

Ian

(P.S. Oh, and, uh, not to be rude or anything, but you are female, right?)

Dear Dan and Ian,

Let's get a few things straight, shall we?

One: I am going out with Ian because I want to.

Two: I have not been poisoned by flowers.

Three: I am of the female gender.

Four: I didn't even bother to finish either of your letters to me.

Five: Though I did get to the part where you asked if I were female, Ian.

Six: And I would just like to say What do you think?

Seven: I've caught you staring at my chest, Ian, I'm not an idiot.

Eight: Stop blushing. No, I take that back. You're adorable when you blush.

Nine: Okay, I'll "cut the lovey-doveyness", Dan.

Ten: Have either of you guys ever heard of email?

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