Very small drabble based off the scene in iBelieve in Bigfoot between Carly/Freddie and the squirrels "wrestling." lol
Freddie and I were having some alone time in the RV or recreational vehicle searching for any signs of Bigfoot. Once again Sam slept, just not with one of Robin's wieners in her mouth. Spencer was off doing what Spencers do.
"What do you see out there?" Freddie asked through binoculars.
I looked through my set and responded with, "I see some bushes and two squirrels wrestling."
Two squirrels on top of each other moving around looked so cute until Freddie said, "Carly. They are not wrestling", he shook his head and continued to look at the squirrels.
I looked through my binoculars again and let out an "Oh."
The squirrels continued to squeak and I came to the realization that Freddie and I just watched squirrels porn! If there is such a thing. Strangely, watching the squirrel porn turned me on a little. I'm such a sick person. I glanced at Freddie and got an idea.
"Sam is still asleep", I informed him.
"Yeah. She's probably dreaming about a field of hot dogs and chicken wings."
Freddie didn't seem to get what I was leaning at so I stood up and walked behind his seat. I placed my hands on his shoulders and started massaging.
"Carly what are you doing?"
"What does it look like I'm doing Freddie? Those squirrels put me in the mood. Are you feeling the mood?" Those last five words were the words Freddie spoke a couple years back. To say that Freddie was stunned would be an understatement.
"I said are you feeling the mood Freddie?" I peppered some kisses on his neck and he finally responded.
"Oh I'm feeling the mood alright", he grabbed me, bent down and kissed me. Before you could watch any more squirrel porn, Freddie and I were making our own "wrestling" match happen.
The End :P