It was Mandy's first day at the academy. She had just moved into Death City, from Brooklyn. She was in the bath, and Blair barged in on her. "HEY! Watcha doing?!" Blair asked happily. Mandy just shrugged. She had no clue what to say. Embarrassed, she said, "Ugh. Hi Blair. There are other bathrooms ya know." "Heheh! Sorry!" Blair laughed and left. "Ooookay... That was weird..." Mandy muttered.
An hour later, after class, Mandy was getting sick of just sitting around, disecting the poor aligators that Stein had killed. She asked Stein permission to be excused and go get an assignment from Lord Death. "Hiya!" Death said happily as Mandy walked in. "Hey", Said Mandy casually. Question: Have you found a good weapon for me yet? "No. Sorry." Said Death. "Were going to need a new student to be with you. All the weapons are taken." "But there's gotta be SOMETHING I could do to get a weapon." Mandy said. "Well... There is ONE thing you could do..." Death began, "But I'm not sure you would like it." I HAVE to try!" Said mandy. "I HAVE to." "Okay then." Death said. "I'll call over Kid you get you to your destination. It may take about a full day to get there. Are you okay with missing classes?" "I'm fine with that", Mandy said. She didn't really like classes so much. Mainly Stein's.
Mandy and Death the Kid were half way there. "I'm just saying, this weapon's annoyance is DEADLY", Kid said. "I'm sure it's not so bad!" Mandy replied. "Welp, were here", Kid said. "Let's go in." "Who exactly is this guy anyway?" Asked Mandy. "You don't wanna know", Kid said. "WOW!" Mandy yelled. "What a pretty sword!" She pulled it out of the ground. There was a flash of blinding light, and a little, white penguin-type-thing appeared. " That's exactly what I'm talking about", Said Kid. "OOOOOHHHH! HE'S SO CUTE I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM AND LOVE HIM!" "That's the holy sword Excalibur", Kid announced. He's pretty annoying if you ask me." Mandy put Excalibur down. "FOOL!" He yelled at Kid. "Who asked you?" Mandy hugged him again. "OMG HE SO ADORABLE! Can we keep him?" I wouldn't recommend it", Kid said. "He may be just a sword, but he can be pretty damn ann-" Excalibur blushed a little, while Mandy was still hugging him. "Okay, this is getting weird", Kid thought. "Put him down. Were leaving." "Awwww! PLEASE! Can we keep him?!" Mandy looked hopeful. "Fine", said Kid. But only to make you happy. "It's about time I get approved!", Excalibur said happily. He started to transform into a sword, but Mandy stopped him quickly. "Do you want to be a piece of metal, or do you want to be cute?" She asked sternly. "...Cute." Excalibur said, then he blushed. "AWWW!" Mandy said. She hugged him. You know you only need to be a sword when were battling!" "Right", Excalibur said. Mandy, how is he all of a sudden making sense and NOT interrupting you?" Kid asked. "I have no idea. Maybe because I might be the ONLY ONE WHO RESPECTS HIM!?" She yelled. She hugged him for the hundreth time. "Poor widdle buhbuh always got rejected!" "Wow", mumbled Kid.
