I was bored and felt like doing a highschool fic. Soo, here.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does. Lucky bastard.

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One plus one equals two. A noun is a person, place or... uh... something else. Mixing bleach, Windex, and ammonia can be extremely deadly. Cats can only see in black and white. ...Or is that dogs? Anyway.

See how smart I am? I don't need to be here. School is for idiots, and that I am not. I'm already the best student in the class anyway.

I leaned onto my elbow and looked down at my test paper I had just gotten back a few moments ago. It was covered with red "X"s. Glancing up a little, my eyes met with the large red circled letter at the top. "F-" ...How was that even possible?

Ok, so maybe I'm not technically the best student in the class. But what I lack in grades I make up for in personality, common sense, and street smarts. I mean, do you think I learned that Windex thing in school? NO. So as you can see, passing grades or not, I'm still the best student.

And it's not as if it's my fault that school is incredibly BORING.

Turning my head away, I sighed a little and looked out the window. Nothing really interesting out there. Grass. Bushes. A few trees... But it was better than what was in here. I could tell Kakashi was just as bored as me though. He hated teaching science. What he was really interested in was sex ed or even human anatomy. He didn't seem to mind the rare free reading days we got either. Cause he always had this book with him that our principal told him he wasn't allowed to read during school. I'm not sure why. But it's not like he listens anyway.
Sighing again, I continued to stare blankly out the boring window, into the boring outside, at the boring trees and boring bushes. Boring grass and boring-

"OW!" I screamed overdramatically as a crumpled up piece of paper hit my head. Everyone turned around and stared at me with looks that said 'What now, weirdo?' without really saying it, on their faces. I laughed nervously and rubbed the back of my head, messing my blonde hair up more than it already was. Eventually, they all turned around, some rolling their eyes or sighing in annoyance.

I then looked down at the piece of paper laying next to my foot. My heart skipped a beat.
'Maybe it's a love note'

I continued staring at it for another minute as questions popped into my head as to what it could be and who it could be from. I straightened up suddenly and turned around to look at a girl sitting a few rows behind me. Her pink hair covered her face a little as she looked down at her paper, taking notes, before she looked back up toward the front.

I flipped back around, stupid grin covering my face, and giggled quietly, not realizing the almost evil sound it had to it. But the guy next to me did, cause he gave me a 'you're a freak' look before turning back to Kakashi.
'Maybe it's Sakura-chan...!' I reached down and grabbed the crumpled up ball of notebook paper excitedly. My fingers fumbled around, trying to open it as fast as possible. My eyes brightened as it finally was opened and the words on it came into site.

'Dear Naruto'

My leg shook excitedly as my eyes shot down to the next line.

'Shut up'

I paused. ...What?

'You've been sighing and groaning and tapping your desk since class started 30 freaking minutes ago, and it's very distracting to those of us who actually DO THE WORK. So stop. Thank you'

I looked down at the last line which read '-Sakura' and sighed again, dropping my head onto the desk with a loud thump that I'd probably get another note for.

I turned my head back toward the window without lifting it off the desk, a small squeaking noise being heard from my skin rubbing up against the smooth wood of my desk. Which hurt a little. Ow.

...Ok, so maybe I'm not the best student in the school. Maybe I'm not the most popular student. And... maybe I'm not really even that smart. Maybe I'm just a loser with nothing better to do all day than stare out a window.

I sighed again. The sky had turned a few shades darker from the last time I had stared at it. The clouds were all gray-ish and the ground was being covered in one giant shadow.
'...Hm. Wonder if it's gonna rain...' I thought without really caring about the subject, but just trying to think about something. Something other than what a loser I am. Soon after, a drop fell onto the window. Then another one. And a few more. And pretty soon it was pouring down rain.
I continued staring at it for who knows how long, and pretty soon my eyes started falling shut. I know Kakashi told me the next time I fall asleep in class it's detention. But... I was tired. And I'd just sleep in the detention anyway. Like I always do.
I was about two seconds away from falling asleep when I heard the door fly open. I shot up and looked around frantically, not sure what the noise was at first. It was then followed by the sound of it closing and the squeaks of wet shoes against the floor. I turned and laid my eyes upon the source of the sound.

There stood some guy at the front of the class. He had long black bangs that covered most of his face as they dripped with rain, he was wearing a plain long sleeved black shirt and had a navy book bag over his shoulder and hanging down over his hips like a purse or something, tanish-white baggy pants, and his hair... in the back... I stared at it for a minute.

...It looked like... a ducks butt. What the hell? I looked down at the pool of water around him. And he was soaked.

"Oh... Class, this is the new student I told you about." Kakashi smiled nonchalantly and Kiba looked at him.

"You never told us about a new student"

"Hm... I didn't?" Everyone shook their heads and glared at him a little.

"Huh. Whoops. Anyway... this is Sasuke Uchiha. He transferred here today from..." he looked down at the file on his desk. Deciding he didn't feel like looking through it, he continued "somewhere. And... I guess that's pretty much all. Sasuke?" he turned toward him and smiled a little "Care to say anything"

He stood in his puddle of water for a moment, not saying or doing anything. I thought maybe he was thinking it over or something.

"...No"

"Well do it anyway"

I noticed a slight glare he shot him, before turning to the class.

"...I'm Sasuke. I'm wet because it started fucking raining on my way here. That's also why I'm late. I transferred here from sound"

No one said anything for a minute. Usually, Kakashi would say something about saying 'fuck' during class. But he was either too lazy to, or just didn't feel like getting him in any sort of trouble on his first day. Plus... the guy seemed pissed. Maybe he was too scared to. I sure as hell know I would be. But not really, cause I'm not scared of ANYTHING, of course. Plus, he was nowhere near as creepy as Gaara. I glanced over at him, as he sat there in his black eyeliner and fishnets and stared up at the new guy. A shiver ran up my spine and I looked away and back towards this 'Sasuke' person.

"Um... ok. Anything else?"

"No."

"Then you can have a seat."

Suddenly, there was this loud, shrill explosion of sound and I covered my ears, turning around to see what the heck it was all about.

"Sasuke, you can sit here!"

"Sasuke!"

"Sasuke, Sasuke, there's a seat open over HEERE!" Ino reached over with her foot and proceeded to kick Sakura out of her seat and wave cutely at Sasuke.

Sakura gasped and stood up, rubbing her butt and pointing at Ino.

"You pig!"

Ino stood up and crossed her arms, looking back at Sakura.

"Oh, you know you were about to do the exact same thing."

"UGH. I was not!" She then grabbed Inos long, pale blonde ponytail and yanked her away from her desk.

"OW!"

"Sasuke, there's a seat open over HERE..." She looked at him and smiled sweetly, blushing a little.

My eyes watered and I blinked.

'Sa... Sakura-chan?' I turned and glared at this Sasuke person. If that really even was his real name. How dare he. He was just standing there with his hands in his pockets, looking annoyed. And... Sakura. She... I looked over at them. They were both on the floor now. Pulling hair and scratching and trying to rip the others favorite shirt, while having her wrist bitten by the other one.

The entire class stared, then turned to look back at Kakashi, as he spoke.

"Umm, Sasuke... Why don't you just have a seat next to Naruto. There're always lots of empty seats around him." he smiled.

I slumped down and gloomed, thinking 'Gee... Thanks' as Sasuke looked around confusedly and Kakashi understood, saying "Oh, him over there. The weird one in all that orange. The one with bad posture. Just sit right over there."

I gloomed more, as I sent him a death glare, which he only returned with a calm smile.

'Why would anyone ever hire someone like him to be a teacher?'

I continued glaring at my teacher as the dark haired boy walked over and sat down in front of me, leaning his head down to lift his bookbag over it and sit it down on the floor. I turned my glare toward him and stared at his duck-butt-ish head.

What's so special about him anyway? I mean... his hair is just weird looking. Though it does look soft.
My mind trailed off as I almost reached out and pet it, just to see if it really was. But I quickly drew my hand back, realizing how weird that would be.

Huffing a little (While trying to ignore the fact that every female in class was staring in this direction. Only not at me), I turned back to the window and leaned back, almost flipping backwards, but catching myself before I did. It was probably from slipping on that damn puddle of water he had surrounding him.

I groaned.

'As if I needed this.'

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