Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ.

So this first chapter is about Goku. Enjoy.

1. Goku

"Kakorot!" I yelled.

He blinked. "Huh? Why'd you call me that? Only Vegeta calls me that."

"I called you that because I felt like it."

"That's not a good reason..." He trailed off.

"Shut up, Kakorot. You are a disgrace to the saiyan race." I said.

"What? Are you even a saiyan?" He questioned.

"...No...but, still..." I figited.

"Then how do you know I'm a disgrace if you're not a saiyan?"

"That's what Vegeta said."

"So?"

"So, I like him more than you."

"Aww, that's mean." he pouted.

"I'm sorry, but have you seen him in that badman shirt. Tough guys wear pink."

"That's true, I guess." He ran off shouting. "Chichi! Can we go buy me a pink gi?"

Goku returns three hours later wearing a pink gi.

"ChiChi actually bought you one?" I ask incredulously.

"No, she stuck the one I already had in the washer and added bleach. What do you think about it?"

"You can't pull off pink like the badman himself can." I said awkwardly.

"Why not?

I smirk. "In the words of Vegeta-You look like a variety of flower."

"I'm not a flower."

I scrunched up my nose. "You definitely don't smell like one. Forget ki. Someone could find you just by following that awful stench. When was the last time you bathed?"

"It's been a couple days I think." He said thoughtfully.

"Ew, gross! How can ChiChi take you anywhere?" I shouted in disgust.

"She doesn't. Even when I want to come sometimes she makes me stay at home."

"I can see why. Your stench would kill off an entire city."

"Do you think I can go with ChiChi into town later if I took a bath?" He asked.

"I don't see why not."

He smiled and nodded his head. "Then maybe I'll do that later."

"Good. Not only will you make your wife happy, but an entire town will be grateful to you. Just remember to use soap."

"I think that's enough about how I smell." He said, pouting again.

"Whatever, I gotta get going anyway. My mom will kill me if she finds out I'm hanging out with an alien."

"Okay, bye."

"See ya, Kakorot."

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