(Disclaimer: This fanfic is written for comedy purposes only. If you don't have a good sense, are easily upset or thought this was an actual good fanfic I'm warning you now this was written bad on purpose. Also there are some misspelled swear words so if you are under the age of 12 or just don't like swears then this may not be your cup of tea. With that out of the way lets go. Oh and happy April fools day :))

A/n: Dis iz de bezt fanficz eva and if u dont lik den dont reed n go DIE!11111111111

Helo mi nam is Princess Angelina Contestesa Louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third. I liv in a orphanage were every1 is meen 2 mi. 1 day a cat visted me saying I waz the daughter of pinse vegita and princes Serenity. Dat mad me half saiyin n half Lunararararain ZOMG! De cat who iz de recarnation of teh mon godess Seline took me 2 my faters plac were eye git my magikal pendent so I could transform into Sailor double rainbow. Tis iz were our stpry startz…

Eye waked into Goku's howse.

"Oh helo Princess Angelina Contesa lousia Francesca banna fanna bo besca the third." Sad Chichi

"Helo Chichi. I sad. U CAN jUst cal me Angelina u now."

"K."She replied.

She turned bac 2 her cooking trying 2 hide how jelous she was of my beauty. Very1 iz jelous of me. I cant help being so pretty tee-hee!

"Hi Angelina!" Gohon (my boyfriend) sad as he walked down de stares.

"HI GOHAN!" I replied.

"Reedy 4 our date?" he asked.

"Yez letz go!"

Me and Gohon left and floow 2 west city. Wen we got dere the fist ting I noticed waz dat every1 waz staring at me. Al the boyz ever drooled over me and my supermodel body and silky rainbow colored hare while all de girlz glared enviously at me. It must be herd nut bein me :,(.

We wen 2 a icecream shop and icream when suddenlyFriza joopmed out of nowhere.

Friza! What r u doing hear? Goten yelled pushing me beehind him.

Friza looked at mee and smiled happily.

"Princess Aurora…I mean Angelina I love oo. Wil u go out wif me?"

I scoffed and pooshed Gohans arm out of te way.

"EW GROSS. NO WAY. U R A BAD PERSON AND AN ALIENENEN."

"Fin den!"

Sudenly Videl Gohon beeoch of an ex xame out of nowhere with a gun in her hand. She pointed it at Gohon and smiled.

"gave meh my boyfried bak and go out with Lord Frizza or Gohon will DIE!1111111"

Gohan started 2 cry. I new wat eye had 2 do.

"MOON CRYSTAL CRISIS ETERNAL GODESS LOVELY I AM FABULOUS MAKE UP POWER!" I shooted.

I become Sailor Double Ranbow. Friza became scared while Videl glar at mi lik de stoopid but she waz.

Plz forgive meh! Friza cryed.

"N BAD PERSON N MUST BE DIEDED!"

I pooled out a sword n stab n shhot hem with a sooper doper awesome kamehahmeha dat only I know how 2 do (Goku want's to know haw 2 do it boot I wont tell him cus he aint ready)

I terned towards Videl and tol her to let mi boyfriend Gogeta go.

"SHOOT OOP I CHALEN POKEMAN BATLE. WHOEVER WINZ GETZ TO DATE ASH KETCHUM…I MEAN GOHAN." Videl spoke.

"I ACCEPT."I sad.

Videl sent owt her lvl 100 Zekrom (I hat the noow pokeman sow she haz zekrom instead of mewtwo cus moowtoo is kewl.)

"I sent out my level over 9000 sooper mega ultra rare super mega ultra super mew.

"BEETCH HO w do o hav a moo!" Videl asked.

"CUZ I AM AWSOME AND IT KEPT FOLLOWING ME HOMED. MOO UZ SOOPER MEGA ULTRA SUPER ULTRA SOOPER MOVE DAT ONLY U KNOW CUS I THOUGHT IT TO U!" I COMANADED

mew used its move and Videl and her zekrom dieded.

Gohon ran over 2 me criing.

"R u ok?"

"Yes." I sad.

Sudenly a britelight appeared. Wen it waz gon Arnold swartzenager came out and told me I needed to get to da choppa and dat I had 2 b taken to Hogwarts cus I waz a wizard!

A/n: So wat did u thin. No flaming. Iz tis te best story or wat. Revow plz. (Happy April fools day :D).