*Taemin is starting his first day as a freshman at high school*
Key: Okay you have your backpack, your pencils, your pens, your...
Taemin: Umma! I'm ready!
Key: Okay, are you sure you want to wear that? because I mean I would add a scar...
Taemin: UMMA!
Key: Okay okay, I'm sorry. Have a great day!
*Taemin leaves for school*
Key: Jonghyun honey, I'm worried about Taemin!
Jonghyun: I'm sure he'll be fine!
*Later that day, Taemin comes in walking funny*
Key: Umm, Taemin why are you walking like that?
Taemin: Umm I may or may not have gotten a wedgie today.
Key: Taemin, honey I thought I told you to stand up for yourself!
Taemin: No no no, it... uh... i kind of was walking by the flag pole and got caught on it, and was walking away and it pulled me up. But the football team got me down.
Jonghyun *Burst out laughing*
Taemin & Key: ITS NOT FUNNY!
Jonghyun: Oh... uh I'm sorry.
*You think he would learn his lesson by now, but Taemin walked into Onew's room and he had his girlfriend Maizie over and AGAIN they are having, well you know. Minho Walks in and quickly covers Taemin's eyes. Later that day Taemin asked Minho*
Taemin: Why, why were they rubbing chicken everywhere?!
Minho: I... I have no idea *Both shiver*
*The next day at high school*
Teacher Ly: So it appears that one girl by the name of Trinity have
gone missing, so we advise you all to be careful!
*Taemin thought to himself "I need to find that girl", so later that night he snuck in to the school.
Key: Jonghyun i've never been this worried about Taemin!
Jonghyun: I'm sure hes out getting some, if you know what I mean.
*Key slaps Jonghyun, Taemin is waiting patiently in the school waiting for the kidnapper, playing candy crush, Suddenly he hears a scream*
Trinity: HELP, HELP, PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME!
*Taemin rushes upstairs and knocks out the kidnapper because of his adrenaline*
Taemin: Are you okay?!
Trinity: Yeah
Trinity :(In a seductive voice): Is there anything I could do to repay you?
Taemin: Well... uh... umm
Trinity: Don't worry I know what you want.
*They go back to Trinity's house and then, well you could imagine what happened then. Taemin walks into his house with lipstick all over him, and I mean ALL over him*
Key: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Jonghyun: I told you he got some!