Jayfeather: LIONBLAZE, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU THAT BURDOCK ROOT IS FOR RAT BITES, NOT SNAKE BITES, SO STOP RUBBING IT ON HONEYFERN'S DEAD PELT!
Lionblaze: But I miss her ( sob )
Cinderheart: ( growls )
Jayfeather: ( randomly forgets his anger) ooooooooooo blazy in trouble FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Lionblaze: You know about the prophecy that makes me like way awesomer than you.
Jayfeather: ( randomly forgets him randomly forgetting his anger ) ( hissssssssssssssssss (pant pant) sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss (cough splutter cough) ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssss
Cinderheart: cat fight! ;3 me-ow!
( all the she-cats in Thunderclan crowd around Lionblaze for no reason )
All the She-cats: Lionblaze, be my mate! No mine! HE'S MINE!
Cinderheart: Blazypoo? would you go on a walk with me?
(Lionblaze follows Cinderheart out of camp)
( all the she-cats of Thunderclan starts to cry/sob/weep/bawl/whine/whimper because Lionblaze is gone )
Lionblaze: ( in the forest ) So why did you pull me out of camp?
Cinderheart: For this! ( lightly licks Lionblaze on the cheek )
( Lionblaze faints )
Jayfeather: Nice work, Cinderheart!
Cinderheart: Yes, Yes it is.
(Lionblaze wakes up tangled in vines, on a branch above the lake, with Cinderheart next to him )
Cinderheart: Lionblaze! Your awake!
Lionblaze: Why are we up here?
Cinderheart: For this! ( licks Lionblaze again and pushes him into the lake )
( Lionblaze is dangling above the lake, only being held by the vines )
Lionblaze: What was that for, sweetypie? Wait, cats don't know what 'sweetypies' are.
Cinderheart: uh-duh! And thats what you get for saying you like Honeyfern!
( Cinderheart jumps down from the branch and swims in circles beneath Lionblaze, and jumping up and nipping at his tail every once in a while )
The End