Various 'What if' scenario's involving the character's of KNB. Mostly Crack.
[What if Kuroko is an Otaku? and Mayuzumi is his brother...]
Mayuzumi Chihiro opened the door and got a really 'nice' house welcome with his mother sprawled on the floor crying his heart out. Just what the fuck had happened again?
"Chihiro dear, your brother! You're poor little brother!" His mom clutched unto him as if he is a lifeline.
"What happened with Tetsuya?"
"He's locked himself in his room again and I heard him crying and I think he's dead! Dead!" His mom sobbed. "Earlier he was talking about his ship being canon and his kokoro is breaking! and he can't take the feels anymore"
"Mom, you're overreacting again. Tetsuya is fine, I'll check on him later if it will put you at ease" His mom finally nodded much to Mayuzumi's relief. Seriously, why does this scenario have to happen all the time?
Just then, the door opened revealing the sibling's father. "Okay, what happened here again?"
"Just another one of Tetsuya's 'Otaku episodes' and mom here had overreacted yet again" Mayuzumi explained briefly.
"But, he's talking about his feels breaking? Why would his feels break? And he talks about sinking other people's ship? Why would he sink a ship? Do we even have a ship? You're father can't even afford a boat..."
"Mom, we've talked about this before. I've already explained what those terms meant, remember?"
"I don't remember! And what is an OTP? Is it a shortcut to some kind of drugs? Is your brother into something illegal?"
"He's not into-" His father cut him off.
"Oh no dear! Our Tetsuya had joined an occult of some sort!"
His mother looked rather horrified. Seconds later, she fainted.
Mayuzumi sighed, sending an exasperated look at his father who simply shrugged at him and grinned sheepishly. Seriously why does he have such a dysfunctional family?
Meanwhile, Tetsuya unaware with the ongoing commotion outside had to bite his finger as tears cascaded down his cheeks. That was another feels episode for his Kokoro.
Will be updated whenever something comes to mind. You can give me suggestions if you want.