Hey folks! What do you get when four Decepticons (and one Predacon) join
forces? Ummmm . . . chaos? *G*
This story was started by CharlesRB, with contributions by OptimalOmega, Roadbuster_DoC . . . and LM! That's me! ^_^
First, let's meet the main characters . . .
MEGATRON
Allegiance: Decepticon
Sub-groups: Corny 80s Villains Anonymous
Function: Wimp
"Decepticons, RETREAT!"
The most feared Decepticon to ever exist... if you're half-drunk and have the physical strength of a housefly. Megatron has a fusion cannon and the ability to completely miss any target who has a toy still in production, and a penchant for inane plans that three-year olds could counter-- interestingly, it always take the Autobots 25 minutes to counter them. Hmmmmm...
GALVATRON
Allegiance: Decepticon
Sub-groups: Nobody would have him!
Function: Crazy person
"DRINK!"
He was the strongest Decepticon ever, and he would lead them into a new age of dominance. Then he found out how badly the movie did and slipped into drink and drugs. This severely hampered his ability as commander ("If we all charge in single file at the Autobot's most heavily-defended base, they'll be vanquished forever!") and he was eventually kicked out. Now his a 'bot of few words; those words are "BWAAAAAAA!", "DRINK!", and "ARSE!"
SHOCKWAVE
Allegiance: Decepticon
Function: Coolest of the cool
"Hypothesis: damn, I'm smooth."
He is cool, calculating, and logical. He's also the best commander the 'Cons have, and never fails to remind all the other commanders about this. Cybertron is his ho'.
BW MEGATRON
Allegiance: Predacon
Sub-groups: Speech Impediments Anonymous
Function: Machiavellian bastard
"I can't BELIEVE I named myself after taht loser. Yessss."
A schemer and manipulater who develops an intricate network of schemes spanning for three years just to go to the bathroom. He sports a powerful Transmetal 2 dragon mode and also a speech impediment hat causes him to add a drawling "yes" to the end of every sentence. The last person who insulted him was found brutally mutilated, half-melted, and with a balloon attached to their heads saying "I LOVE DERRY." Has a whole basement full of illegal firearms, exo-skeletons, and Vehicon drones for the day when Raksha comes for him...
SCORPONOK
Allegiance: Decepticon
Sub-groups: Headmaster
Function: Whiny bitch
"I am merely Zarak, a man among giants, I don't want to die, wa wa wa."
Incompetent slagsucker who constantly whines about how he's merely a man controlling the body of Scorponok. And... that's it. That's all he does. Incidentally, his original head, abandoned on Nebulos, ended up becoming a British Prime Minister, showing us that us Brits will vote in ANYBODY. [LM says: Charles' words, not mine, as I am not British. ^_^]
Next . . . on to the story! *G*
This story was started by CharlesRB, with contributions by OptimalOmega, Roadbuster_DoC . . . and LM! That's me! ^_^
First, let's meet the main characters . . .
MEGATRON
Allegiance: Decepticon
Sub-groups: Corny 80s Villains Anonymous
Function: Wimp
"Decepticons, RETREAT!"
The most feared Decepticon to ever exist... if you're half-drunk and have the physical strength of a housefly. Megatron has a fusion cannon and the ability to completely miss any target who has a toy still in production, and a penchant for inane plans that three-year olds could counter-- interestingly, it always take the Autobots 25 minutes to counter them. Hmmmmm...
GALVATRON
Allegiance: Decepticon
Sub-groups: Nobody would have him!
Function: Crazy person
"DRINK!"
He was the strongest Decepticon ever, and he would lead them into a new age of dominance. Then he found out how badly the movie did and slipped into drink and drugs. This severely hampered his ability as commander ("If we all charge in single file at the Autobot's most heavily-defended base, they'll be vanquished forever!") and he was eventually kicked out. Now his a 'bot of few words; those words are "BWAAAAAAA!", "DRINK!", and "ARSE!"
SHOCKWAVE
Allegiance: Decepticon
Function: Coolest of the cool
"Hypothesis: damn, I'm smooth."
He is cool, calculating, and logical. He's also the best commander the 'Cons have, and never fails to remind all the other commanders about this. Cybertron is his ho'.
BW MEGATRON
Allegiance: Predacon
Sub-groups: Speech Impediments Anonymous
Function: Machiavellian bastard
"I can't BELIEVE I named myself after taht loser. Yessss."
A schemer and manipulater who develops an intricate network of schemes spanning for three years just to go to the bathroom. He sports a powerful Transmetal 2 dragon mode and also a speech impediment hat causes him to add a drawling "yes" to the end of every sentence. The last person who insulted him was found brutally mutilated, half-melted, and with a balloon attached to their heads saying "I LOVE DERRY." Has a whole basement full of illegal firearms, exo-skeletons, and Vehicon drones for the day when Raksha comes for him...
SCORPONOK
Allegiance: Decepticon
Sub-groups: Headmaster
Function: Whiny bitch
"I am merely Zarak, a man among giants, I don't want to die, wa wa wa."
Incompetent slagsucker who constantly whines about how he's merely a man controlling the body of Scorponok. And... that's it. That's all he does. Incidentally, his original head, abandoned on Nebulos, ended up becoming a British Prime Minister, showing us that us Brits will vote in ANYBODY. [LM says: Charles' words, not mine, as I am not British. ^_^]
Next . . . on to the story! *G*