Alex: Hey, it's me one more time. I can sumerize this mess in two words,
computer problems.Br
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Isaac, Garet, and Ivan were sitting around in Isaac's living
room. Isaac was on the lazy boy, Ivan was on the bean bag chair, and
Garet was reclining on the couch. They weren't doing anything...until
they burst into song. All three of them. Simultaneously. Without
warning.Br
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"We are the Adepts who don't do anythingbr
We just stay at home and lie aroundbr
And if you ask us to do anythingBr
We'll just tell you..."Br
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Isaac popped the back down on his chair. "We don't do anything!"Br
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Garet took this oppurtunity for his solo.
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"Well I've never been to KalayBr
And I've never been to Vaultbr
And I've never been to Kolimabr
Where the trees are really tallbr
And I've never been to Imilbr
And I've never been to Altinbr
And I've never been to Tolbi in the fall."Br
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They all started singing again. Br
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"We are the Adepts who don't do anythingbr
We just stay at home and lie aroundbr
And if you ask us to do anythingbr
We'll just tell you...Br
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Ivan took a sip of his tea. br
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"We don't do anything!br
Well, I've never used wish wellBr
And I've never used revealbr
And I've never used retreatBr
'Cause I don't go anywhere at all!Br
And I've never used whirlwindBr
And I've never used mind readBr
And I've never been to Tolbi in the fall!"Br
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"We are the Adepts who don't do anythingbr
We just stay at home and lie aroundbr
And if you ask us to do anythingbr
We'll just tell you...br
We don't do anything!"bR
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Isaac, realizing it was his turn, became very excited, then
started singing.Br
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Well, I've never dyed my hair greenBr
And I've never had my hat cleanedbr
And I've never bounced a bowling ballbr
Up and down the hall!Br
And I've never eaten bat turdbr
And I never say a wordBr
And I've never been to Tolbi in the fall!"br
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Mia chose that moment to burst in on the trio of singers. "What
are you TALKING about?"Br
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"She does have a point," Garet agreed. "We're supposed to sing
about things that Adepts do."br
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"Yeah," Ivan nodded. "You know, like travel around and fight
stuff and use our happy little Elemental spells."br
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"Or not," Garet shrugged.Br
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"He was supposed to sing about fighting monsters!" Mia pointed to
the script. "This bowling ball thing is ridiculous!"br
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"And who in their right mind eats bat turd, or dies their hair
green," Garet muttered. "What is this nonsense?"br
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"Yes yes no," Isaac said simply, a very happy smile on his face.Br
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"Who says that he can't sing nonsense?" Ivan decided to come to
Isaac's rescue, since the Venus Adept wasn't about to defend himself.
"At least he's singing SOEMTHING, right? Who are you to tell him what he
can and can't sing?"Br
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"I'm the fearless leader," Garet hit himself on the chest with
one fist, looking bold and fearless.Br
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Mia and Ivan looked at him, looked at eachother, and started
laughing. Garet glared at them, but when they took no notice of that, he
growled and jumped to his feet. Mia and Ivan ran, Garet hot on their
heels.Br
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Isaac, now left to himself, began singing another verse.Br
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"Well, I've never played shortstopBr
And I've never been stopped by a copbr
And I've never been dressed upBr
For a masqueraing ballbr
And I've never worn a collarBr
And I don't look good in purple."Br
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Garet paused in mid step to look at him. "You just don't get it,
do you."Br
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Never the less, they all joined in for the last line.Br
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"And we've never been to Tolbi in the fall!"