Alice's Silly Shopping Trip.
I don't own the Cullen's, Assassin's Creed 2. The Play Station 3, or the slogan 'Cheer up Emo Kid'.
I wrote this on an afternoon by myself.
Enjoy.
MissEmmaCullen122.
Part 1. Edwards Gift.
It was a sunny day in Forks today.
And when it's sunny, Alice is only ever in one place.
The Mall.
She had been gone all day, which wasn't a surprise to any of the Cullen's.
'I'm home!' she had called when she arrived back.
'Can everyone please join me in the living room?' she had asked.
The family of vampires did as they were asked.
'Alice' Edward said 'Why do we have to listen to you tell us about what you bought at the mall today?'
'You don't, but that's not what I was going to talk about, I bought each Cullen a present' she beamed.
'YAY…presents!' Emmett boomed.
The living room filled with laughter.
'Edward first!' Alice said.
She then started pulled out stuff from the bags she had.
'Ah ha!' she exclaimed when she found what she was looking for.
She held it up high so each Cullen could see it.
Earmuffs.
'Alice Cullen are you that stupid… why would I, a vampire, need earmuffs when I cant even feel the cold?' Edward asked.
'No…I am not that stupid, but I thoguth you may need them because they might help with your mind reading problem' She told him.
'How' Edward asked.
'By blocking out they voices!' Alice laughed.
The whole Cullen residence filled with laughter.
Edward clearly couldn't be bothered arguing with Alice.
'Me next!' Emmett grinned.