Germany loved coupons; there was no doubt about it. He spent all of his days clipping coupons, browsing groupon, stealing them from new moms. Some might say that he was downright obsessed with coupons. And he was. Because Germany didn't only use coupons to shop. He fucked them, too. Some might ask how you fuck a coupon. To that, Germany would reply calmly, "Papercuts". Yes, Germany used coupons to give his wiener papercuts. Germany would gather up a big stack of coupons, preferably ones about gardening tools, and he would align them with the head of his dick. Swipe it right across, he would! The stinging sensation of his own fucking pathetic exis- I mean the stinging sensation really got him going. Germany would shoot his load all over his Chef Boyardee coupons. He took them to Kroger and used them the next day. He saved 74 cents. FIN