Author's Notes:

I wrote this while in study hall...It's...original. Basically, it's my view
of the Redwall sea-scum favorite, Skilly 'n Duff.

Disclaimer:

I do not own Skilly 'n duff or Redwall. If I did, this wouldn't be on
Fanfiction.net; it would be on ThisIsMine.net. If you sue me for no reason,
you'll get a penny, 'cause that's all I have. If you want a penny, I
suggest looking for one on the streets, 'cause it'll be much easier than
suing me for mine. Actually, if you sue me, I will refuse to give you my
penny. IT'S MY PENNY! MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! *Drops penny* Oops... Never
mind, now I don't even have a penny. I'm poor! Wahhhh...

Skilly 'n Duff

(A Redwall poem-song thingy by a person with way too much time on her
hands...)

Skilly 'n duff, now that's the stuff!

To make a beastie grow real tall!

Skilly 'n duff, now that's the stuff!

To feed everybeast, one and all!

Skilly 'n duff, yum yum yum!

Feed it to your seafairin' chum!

It may look like mush, but no!

Skilly 'n duff is all they know!

Skilly 'n duff, now that's the stuff!

It's made of all the things you see!

Skilly 'n duff, now that's the stuff!

You can eat it all, not me!