authors note: this is my first fanfic sadly I do not own any of these characters. enjoy!
It was noon, Bowser was still in bed, recovering from a migraine caused by the Mario Bros repeatedly stomping on his head. "Argh, I wish they would just let me win!" stomping down the hall bowser spotted kamek. "hey kamek, grab kammy and meet me in the throne room. It's time to plan our next attack on the mushroom kingdom." with his orders given, Bowser headed on over to his throne room, skipping breakfast and hoping his migraine would be gone in a couple hours, not days like they usually do.
kamek hurried to find kammy as soon as possible, eventually finding her in the library. "It's time, go inform the koopalings. I'll grab the item and we'll meet with bowser for his final meeting."
"Understood." kammy cackled before rushing off on her broom.
Bowser was getting impatient, generally both of the magikoopas would be here by now. instead, they were both unaccounted for and his migraine wasn't getting any better. damn those mario bros and they're ridiculously powerful stomps. especially that blasted mario. seriously, he could stand to lose a few pounds. as bowser grumbled about the mario bros, he failed to notice kammy and kamek fly in, the latter holding a small burlap bag.
" whats in the bag, ya old senile hag?"bowser snapped in irritation"
"only the means of victory my ruthlessness." replied kamek
"Alright, how should we assault the mushroom kingdom this time, I want peach and I want the mushroom kingdom and you are going to find out how!"
"yes, about that father." ludwig said as he entered the room. "your conquest to capture the mushroom kingdom and claim it's only princess as your bride is taking up an absurd amount resources. the darklands can not afford to keep building the castles needed, nor pay the endless hordes of soldiers required to even slow the mario brothers down! at this rate, the darklands will colapse in 6 or 8 months. so we've decided to dethrone you and rebuild the darklands as a democ
"will you shut up!" bowser roared "you dare attempt to dethrone me? well I ain't going down with out a fight!"
as Bowser and ludwig argued, kammy pulled out a crown eerily similar to princess peach's crown out of the burlap sack she was holding. Bowser was to engaged in his shouting match to even notice kammy place the crown on his head. only once he started to feel all tingly did he notice kammy
"what are you doing hag. wait, is my voice getting heigher?"
than bam, a dazed bowser/bowsette was standing there, confused as to what just happened as the rest of the koopalings rushed into the room and tried to pin him down
attempting to fight back, he found that he no longer had the strength to fight off all of his children. while he struggled, kamek and kammy took position on each side of his head. trying to get him to fall asleep, they soon found out that while his strength had been reduced drastically, his magic abilities had increased tenfold.
"you think to overthrow me? have you lost your minds! as soon as I get this crown of my head I'll rip you to pieces and throw them to the cheep cheeps?"
finding it harder and harder to resist both magikoopas sleep spell, Bowser fell unconscious.
when he woke, Bowser found himself in a dungeon cell in the deepest, darkest part of his castle. looking around, he saw kamek standing guard. realizing that he was still wearing the crown, he tool it of and threw it to the ground.
"how are you, my ladyness?" mocked kamek
"im not changing back?!?" said bowser, a mix between fear and surprise in his eyes. feeling dizzy, Bowser fell to his knees before collapsing into unconsciousness
"hmm, how interesting." kamek muttered to himself as bowser shrank, becoming more and more human, becoming about the same size as peach, all human with no horns or tail, his hair turning back to its red color. once the transformation had completed, all that was left of the king was an unconscious young girl with red hair, tanned skin, features like peach but more rugged. opening her eyes, red like they had been before but it was a softer, lighter shade. curling into a ball, staring directly into kameks eyes with a terrified look on her face, she asked in a quiet voice, almost to quiet to hear. "Who am I?"
authors note: I have no plans for when im going to update this, it will mostly be a few, shorter chapters a week. also, bowsette will not be coming back in this story. Ever!