Badass Valentine, a glee fanfic

Badass Valentine

"Why does Valentine's day have to be on a Tuesday? Tuesdays are the worst." Kurt bemoaned, opening the door of his locker. Blaine, leaning on the wall of lockers beside him, chuckled.

"You're just upset because you can't spend all day cuddling with Puck."

"Don't you know it." Kurt replied, shoving his books into the small space. It was lunch period and students were milling about the hallways, meandering toward the cafeteria. Some had already snuck out or hadn't come at all, intent on spending Valentine's Day the right way. With their sweetheart, not at stuffy old William McKinley High School. Like Kurt wanted to.

"Come on. I'm sure the wait will be worth it. What did you guys plan to do?" Blaine asked, watching his best friend touch up his hair in the locker mirror.

"I have no idea." Kurt hissed, eyes turning a sharp blue. "Noah hasn't said a word to me about anything." His pink lips pursed with distaste.

Blaine cringed behind his back. This was not good. If Puck didn't do something awesomely romantic soon, Kurt was going to be in total bitch mode after classes. Speaking of Puck…

"Have you seen Puck today? He wasn't in his morning class." Blaine asked curiously.

Kurt slammed his locker door forcefully, causing the metal to shutter. "No. He did not greet me this morning. He hasn't answered any of my text messages either."

Blaine could practically feel the anger seeping from his best friend. This was really bad now. Subtly, Blaine reached for his phone, every intention of texting a rather MIA boyfriend.

Just then from within Kurt's pocket, his phone chimed. The boy quickly removed it, icy blue eyes glaring at the screen. He slid his finger across the screen. Suddenly, the icy glare was replaced by a rather brilliant blush. Blaine peeked over the boy's shoulder.

The first thing one noticed was the red heart-shaped box. It looked like a $5 Wal-mart chocolate box. From the shine, it was covered in that smooth, synthetic material. Little faux rhinestones spelled out "Diva" in a rather curly font.

Next, one would take notice of the dark muscular thighs that cradled the heart perfectly. The heart rested over narrow hips, a trail of dark curls peeking from between the crests of the heart. The rest was ripped abs and two caramel colored nipples, one with a silver hoop piercing through it. It was all muscle and tanned flesh contrasting with the cheap red heart shaped box.

Below the picture was a message.

"Your Valentine is waiting, Princess."

Blaine quickly lifted a hand to his nose, tilting his head back a little to stave off nose bleed. He quickly pictured Rachel in a bikini.

Kurt didn't say a thing as he shoved his phone back into his pocket. He slung his bag over his head and grabbed out his car keys.

"I'm not feeling good! Going home!" Kurt announced before taking off down the hallway, intent on the parking lot.

Blaine smiled with a shake of his head. He spotted Sam and Mike heading for the cafeteria and went to accompany them.

Badass saved the day again.

Has anyone else noticed that whether in passing or actually there, I always mention Blaine? Maybe I subconsciously feel a bit of guilt for stealing his Kurt away? Oh well.

Thanks for reading and please review. If you have any ideas you'd like me to try, feel free to let me know.