Harry Hunting

I have split the story which was previously under the title of 'The Kindly Ones' in half. This story is called Harry Hunting. I have removed the parts that mention the other story from it. When I read back through the whole thing I noticed that there were so few mentions of the original plot line sowith this split you have Harry beeing hunted down by sex crazed fans and in the other which is still called 'The Kindly Ones' you will find the original Harry magical creature Draco slash. I will finish this story, which will have another six chapters before I get into finishing 'The Kindly Ones'

Please reread both as I have gone over them and fixed some problems that I could find.

Harry Does Hogwarts.
How about that title?

Disclaimer

I own nothing, nothing, If you recognise it I have no right to talk about it. But you can't do anything about it. Ha, Ha, Ha, ha.

"Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel"
-Odysseus

The central train station in London was filled with busy travellers. Harry Potter could barely push his way through. He had been able to catch a taxi from the Leaky Cauldron where Vernon had dropped him off yesterday.. Harry stopped himself before he could hope the day could be all right. it was only a short step to tempting fate that way. Harry had been noticing some of the travellers in the station giving him glances and watching him. But that could just be because he had an owl in a cage those tend to stick out like a sore thumb. As he drew to the pillar that would lead onto platform 93/4 Harry hoped that that the day would turn out fine. Oh no he did it again. Stupid Harry, don't temp fate she likes it. In fact she'll probably ;think up something new and unusual just for him.

Passing through the pillar a cloud of steam from the Hogwarts express clouded his vision for a second. As soon as his vision cleared he could see the hundreds of students running around wishing their parents goodbye and meeting friends. As he stepped through the smoke someone came in behind him attempting to get through onto the platform. With a push he was forced forward and slammed forward into the ground, knocking his head on the concrete. The person behind him apologised quickly and raced off shouting to a friend.

The crowd surrounding Harry were not as shocked as you would think if a teenage boy collapsed in the middle of a train platform. A small group of Slytherin further up the platform spotting Harry fold and cheered. In fact some of the more enterprising Ravenclaws had a pool going for how long into the term it would take for Harry Potter to faint, Scream in class, tell everyone Voldemort was out to get him, be caught out of bounds, breaking curfew, and a variety of other events which all ways happened through out the year. There were even some long shot bets that had been sitting in the books since first year, such as Harry getting laid at anytime during the year, Snape giving him house points, and telling Dumbledore where to stuff it when he had to face Voldemort before summer holiday. It was 2000 to 1 odds that Voldemort would just shot the boy-that -lived in the first week of school. A small group of Slytherin and Ravenclaw had it at 10 to 1 that Harry would collapse as soon as steeped through the pillar to the train.

Hermione and Ron who had arrived earlier having taken into account what early morning traffic in London would be like rushed over to the down Gryffindor. "Ron, did you bring any water with you?"

"What I thought you'd have some your the responsible one."

"Ron, I asked you if you had any water if you don't then just get some from that bubbler over there now." A grumbling Ron walked off.

"Harry, Harry, I'm surprised Dumbledore never made you wear a helmet the amount of times you fall of your face. It's worse than narcolepsy." Ron came back to the knelling Hermione and handed her a paper cup. Harry groaned and held a hand to his head. "Thankyou Hermione I don't know where I would be if you weren't there to always help." Smiling up at the now satisfied witch Harry slowly got up.

Smiling at his two friend's he stood up and leaned against his trunk. "Hi guys, what are you up too?"

"Harry are you all right it wasn't anything to do with you know who." Harry scowled then removed the look from his face.

"Thankyou for caring but no, it's just the Dursley's they haven't really been feeding me all holidays I'm faint with hunger." Placing the back of one hand to his head Harry laughed. "You would think they would feed me by now."

"Well you know your relatives would be hard put to take their heads out of their own arses and do anything."

"Yeah Harry, when your allowed to do magic outside of Hogwarts I want to be their." I mental image appeared in Harry's mind, I wonder if there is a spell which will let him shove Vernon's head up his own arse.

Getting onto the train was easy it was putting up with the idiots who somehow still saw him as a celebrity that pissed him off. From his mind a picture of a show he had caught a glance of while he was at home came to him 'Celebrity's Gone Wild' 'I wonder if there's a magic version. 'Wizards Gone Wild.' Paris Hilton would probably turn up on that version as well. Settling back in an empty area. Ron, Hermione and Harry talked about their holiday and what they were going to do at school. Thoughts of Voldemort for the moment pushed away because you can't be depressed all the time even if you try really hard. There's some good drugs for that.

Hermione had been named a prefect this year and was called way from the carriage to join the others in a meeting. Sitting back after the food cart had gone around, Ron and Harry were chowing down on a selection of enough magical food to make a Yeti ill. "So, Ron. Have you made a move on Hermione yet?" Ron started choking on the chocolate he had just eaten.

"What you know no sexual contact is allowed in Hogwarts. People burnt the book because their were witches hell knows what there would be if we started acting our age" "Okay, so I'll assume you spent the time jerking off to porno then." A disappointed Ron sighed and stared at the carpet.

"Yeah, but it was good porno." Ron said justify himself to Harry.

"You could never be as bad as Dudley he discovered internet porn over the term while he was at school this year the sound fucking echoed into my room. There are some noises that are just wrong. Have you heard a donkey cry?"

"Stop, Stop, thanks for sharing that mental. As if I needed that."

"I just thought I should share." Harry laughed at the look on Ron's face. He wouldn't tell him about when Vernon discovered his sons collection and had a private screening while Petunia had been out. Father and son should not be that close.

"Have you heard anything from Dumbledore while you were home?" Harry picked up a chocolate frog and bit off it's head .

"No, I swear that guy is off his medication. With what happened last year I would have thought that there would be more stuff happening but all I got was a postcard after my birthday telling me what a great time he was having in Fiji. In lives in a fucking world of his own."

A noise from outside the cart made the boys turn and watch as Draco Malfoy, walked in. A/N and here is the customary description of a new and improved Malfoy with multiple attachments. Over the summer, Malfoy had changed as most teenagers do. His once short white blond hair fell in a sharp cut to his chin. The once pinched and sour face looked refined, a golden glow graced his skin. The Malfoy manor's gym had been liberally used by the prince of Slytherine. In fact he looked extremely hot. A/N How was that?.
Which explained the fact several Slytherine females were hanging off his arms. "So, Weasel and Scarhead back for another year." Harry sighed .

"Look Malfoy, think about what you just said. Are you kidding yourself you sound like a eight year old all you do is act sarcastic and cause problems. What the hell are you going to do when you have think for your self?" " The perfection of Malfoy's brow was marred for a second by a frown.

" Potter, I may seem to be a two dimensional figure at times but I do think for myself and you and the Weasel really are pathetic." A miffed Malfoy turned his perfect nose up and stormed out of the room.

As Harry sat watching out the window he could see the passing countryside flow past. Ron had crawled up on his seat and was fast asleep every so often Harry could hear some mumbling. "No Mum, they're educational. . . . no don't take them . . . " If fate didn't shit on him from above then this year may work out, but it was Murphy's law in action when you looked at his life. He was sure that some where in the world there was someone was living the life he should of got. They probably had a loving family, no creepy genetic family secret, and no arch enemy. If he ever met the bastard he was going to beat the crap out of them. Since stepping through the pillar to platform 9 3/4 a new part of his mind was telling me that maybe he would have been better if he had just taken a train to some place else any place else. For all that Hogwarts was meant to be so safe, he had been attacked by Voldemort's forces every time he went to school. Standing in the middle of the freeway looked safer than Hogwarts to him at the moment . No one was going to force him to do anything. Harry leant his eyes into the palms of his hands and rubbed. For all he knew this year, the entire school would turn in to ravening zombies and hunt him down on Halloween. Thumping his head against the window Harry hoped nothing happened to push him. If fucking Malfoy turned up at them moment fuck cursing the little bastard he was going to rip out his windpipe and beat him to death.

Authors Note

Okay, I have taken the five last chapters of The kindly one have gone through them and they are now a seperate story which will run for ten or so chapters. That means the first five are nearly the same. I will finish the kindly ones the whole plot line was not working with this. I want to thank everyone who reviewed this plot. Now here it is without the other plot.

Please Review and tell me what you want to happen to Harry and the hunters.