Lily turned to the pole.

"Pole-senpai," she whispered. The pole blushed. She kissed him, arms wrapped around him. The pole stood there, unmoving, unabke to speak, because he is a pole. Lily continued to kiss the pole. She slowly wrapped a leg around the pole.

"I love you," she whispered. The pole remained silent. The kiss broke and Lily decided to dance with the pole, on the pole. The pole blushed again.

"I love you so much," Lily grinned. They got married and had four pole kids.

The End 3