Hey everybody! Transformers 0 here!
I have just discovered the amazing world of Get Ed a few months ago!
Man, why did Disney cancel that show?!
That show was as awesome as Beast Wars and Reboot!
Anyhow, I love this show so much that I'm gonna write stories about it!
Starting with one-shots!
Please feel free to read and review!
More stuff about my headcanon fics will be explained at the end of every chapter if need be.
Get Ed: Slices of Life
Chapter 1: Technical Arguments
Comparing Fizz Rodriguez and Bernard "Burn" Tasihana to each other was like comparing an apple and an orange. Totally so unlike each other. Fizz was a pudgy shortstack with an incredible knack for technology, while Burn was athletic, prideful and a cunning leader. Fizz could concentrate on her own interests, while Burn was forced to adapt to everyone else's, sort of. Burn still insisted a lot that the other kids did things his way, and they should just leave him alone. Fizz agrees with leaving a loner alone, but not with doing things a certain way. And that's how those two were forced to spend a night working together as punishment.
Well, more of a one-sided punishment for Burn, that is. During the last drop-off for the day, the Dojo Team was ambushed by the Zip Rippers. And the underdog (the Zip Rippers) had managed to break out a triumph. After a quick steal, thanks to camouflaging, the Zip Rippers made for a quick getaway. Fizz tried to put a stop to the nonsense with one of her new inventions – the electron missile – but the Rippers managed to redirect it at Burn.
Following the Rippers' getaway, the angry young leader smashed the inventor's scooter (with nothing more than his hands, arms, feet and legs) and shrieked about how zany and crappy her inventions were. The inventor, being a hot-tempered 12 year old, didn't take to this impulsive outburst too kindly.
And so at the dinner table, she vented and ranted and made everyone speechless except for the leader, who just decided to continue his cutting remarks. Before both could completely drive the other to tears however, their teacher Ol' Skool stepped in. He said to the two that they knew what they had to do. Fizz had to fix Burn's bike and Burn had to help her fix her scooter and inventions.
The two had sulked when they started their late night work. But then they found out that they both liked the Harry Potter novels written by J.K. Rowling. They spent an hour or two laughing and chatting about the greatness, funniness and epicness of the books. Of course, being two very different kids, their niceness towards each other wasn't going to last. When they got to discussing their peeves about the books, they managed to agree about how overtly cruel and needlessly dark the series was at times. However, pairings – or in other words – couples were a different story…
"Not even close, Zit-Face!" Fizz muttered as she tampered with her scooter's headlights, "Harry and Hermione should've been happily ever after."
"Hah! No way Atomic-Mouth! Ronald was her main man! My only peeve with those two was that they should've had six kids by now!" the 15 year old retorted.
"Oh come on! Weasely was a jerk, Barf-Guts!" Fizz shot back.
"You're the jerk, Chrome-Butt," Burn smirked.
The purple inventor gasped in offence. She turned her upper abdomen around to check on the size of her lower backside, before glaring at the leader and responding in kind.
"Doze Nutz," she gestured with her head towards a certain area.
"Why you–" Burn stuttered, looking down at said area, "Eco-Kisser."
"Hey, the environment is highly important. Perhaps even more than you, Fudge Boy."
"Can we move onto rebuilding your stupid missile, Gamma Pie?" Burn snarled.
"In exactly 3.5 minutes, Horse Crap," Fizz retorted.
"Ignoramus."
"Jelly-Head."
"Kaleido-Guts."
"Leg Inverter."
By the time they had finished, they had gone through seven sets of alphabetical insults. And while they still are at odds occasionally, they have both learned to lighten up.
Burn even played matchmaker for Fizz and helped her to get the attention of…
But I mustn't say anymore, or I shall spoil a future story.
The Zip Rippers are an actual courier team in Get Ed, mentioned in episode 11 Momentum.
I took the alphabetical insults scene from a certain movie. Whoever can guess the movie first is able to request a one-shot from me! As long as it falls between the K – T territory.
I have a moral code, ya know. X)
And yeah, while I love Harry Potter (the movies more so than the books, but only by a bit), Harry and Hermione should have ended up together, in my opinion. I even stated that on my own profile page.
Oh, and this fic doesn't fall into the show canon, but rather into my own AU which I may post, if you guys really want to read my AU of Get Ed.
I'll need to have at least 5 PM requests to post my AU, should you guys really want it.
Anyhow, please feel free to review!