It was a long, long day at Hogwarts. Albus Potter idly turned the pages in his transfiguration book, paying little attention. An unmarked piece of parchment lay in front of him, on which he was supposed to have written an essay. However the day was warm and in the library sunlight streamed down onto his table, making him sleepy…

A fly was buzzing not far away, and he could hear the splash if students being pushed into the lake, and their squeals as the giant squid pushed them back up onto dry land. Just as his eyes were starting to droop, he heard a thump on his table, and looked up to find a tall, thin blonde boy lying there, one hand on his hip, the other supporting his head.

"Hello…" He looked at the name in the front of Albus' book. "…Potter. I'm Scorpius Malfoy. I'm a racist, I hate gingers, and I hate Gryffindors. Sometimes I rub out letters on blackboards so that they say rude things. Once, I even drew glasses and a beard on the prime minister in a newspaper. Do you want to be my friend?"

He took the hand off his hip and held it out to Albus, who gingerly shook it, while looking rather nervous. The second the boy had let go of his hand, he rolled sideways, and somehow managed to fall into the chair opposite Albus.

"Now then," He stretched out both arms across the desk. "Now that we are just best friends I want to ask you something. Your cousin. What's-her-name. The hot one. What's she called?"

Albus paused "You mean… Rose?"

"Yes, the hot one." Scorpius slid off his chair sideways onto his knees, and then rolled onto his back.

Albus furrowed his brow. "I don't understand… she's both ginger and in Gryffindor, like me…"

"I know," Scorpius drawled, as he pulled himself across the floor, towards a book case "It's… freaky… isn't it. Like me." He used the book case to pull himself upright.

"So listen Potter, here's the deal. You get to be my friend, if you put in a good word for me with Daisy."

"Rose."

"Whatever, it doesn't matter." Scorpius leant over backwards, so that his feet were still on the floor, but the rest of him was lying across the table top. "Just mention me to her will you? I know you're little family lot is always together."

Albus looked at the blonde boy as he stretched his arms out behind his head. He wandered if he had ADHD. He had never seen him in his life. Maybe he was a transfer student? The Headmaster had said something last week about some kids coming over from a place called 'Pig Farts'. As if that really existed. Please, it was on mars.

Oooh, what do you think? I've finally seen AVPM and just fell in love with Draco, and desperately wanted to use the character in a fanfic. Please review; this is my first go at 'comedy'. Eee, hope you like it, will update shortly x