Fandom: Death Note X Discworld

Characters: Yagami Light, Death of Discworld

Rating: PG at most (crack!)

Warning: Light making a complete fool of himself XD

'SO I HEAR YOU CONCERN YOURSELF A GOD...?' a black-dressed, hooded skeleton eyed Light curiously. 'WHAT REASONS CAN YOU GIVE TO JUSTIFY THIS BELIEF?'

'Well, I have, I mean I had this notebook to pass my judgement upon the filthy and unworthy ones...Wait a minute, where the hell are you taking me? I am not supposed to die!'

'YOU HAVE ARRIVED TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN. LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF: I AM DEATH, THE ONLY AND UNDIVIDABLE...'

'SQEAK?'

'AH YES, INDEED. BUT BACK TO MERITUM: I AM AFRAID YOU HAVE TO COME WITH ME, MR GOD, JUST LIKE ANY OTHER MORTAL...'