Hey everyone, how you doing. I bet half of you are going to hate me by the end of this, though. But only if your ship sensitive (meaning if someone says just one thing bad about your ship your going to tear them apart limb from with own bare hands)
So, lately when I read Fanfiction or look at YouTube videos about most shipped Fairy Tail pairings, I see weird ones. So I thought: hey, why don't I waste more time in my life that I could use to avoid getting a heart attack by actually exercising and write this instead. So first ship (P.S. just know I got these all off the Wiki):
Miraxus (Mira/Mirajane and Laxus): Now, I know a ton of people like this ship. But let's get real here for a second. When do they even talk to each other in a lovey dovey way? During the Phantom Arc: Sure, if breaking a lacrama ball with one punch because the person your talking to pisses you greatly is romantic. During the Galuna Island Arc: Sure, if giving someone a death stare because of not trying to stop someone from almost dying is romantic. But in what universe? Edolas? Grand Magic Games Arc: They only talk about each other like two times, and that's without the other one there. It was when the chariot race when Gajeel, Sting, and Natsu were getting motion sickness. And as we all know all Dragon Slayers get motion sickness, even Wendy. That's when Mira was wondering if Laxus gets motion sickness. Is Mira not allowed to be curious? Seriously. During the Tartarus Arc: This is probably the closest you can get to them even being close to looooving (Happy voice) each other. So Laxus just swallowed a bunch of poison saving himself (in a way), the Thunder Legion, and the city (in a way). Now Freed just carried them back to the Fairy Tail, and once Porlyusica is doing some work on them. And when Porlyusica says that Laxus shouldn't even be alive we see everyone looks shocked. Now you may say she looks more shocked and horrified then anyone else in the guild, but you gotta remember, she is the most kindred soul then anyone else in the guild, and she almost never looks that way so your probably just not used to seeing her this way. Now, when they were preparing to fight the books of Zeref we see Mira looking over Laxus saying she'll get them back for what they've done. Okay most Miraxus shipper at this time would be like "CANNON, CANNON, MIRAXUS IS CANNON!" But think about it like this, someone just poisoned a group of your friends and you have magic, wouldn't you want to go and avenge them. OF COURSE. It's also because of how nice Mira is she's going to go avenge Laxus. Then you might state that she smiled at him. Well smiling is better then frowning or just staring at them blankly.
That's it folks, just remember these are the ships that don't make any sense to me. Now this isn't suppose to be like me going "nope, sense your OTP is dumb so are you." It's mostly me just wanting an answer for why these are ships. Now front covers of mangas don't count. Because the characters aren't really doing that. It just art that Hiro Mashima draws for your entertainment. And he's never even hinted at Miraxus. This isn't the only chapter, this will go on for a while. Review all the ships that you want me to talk over and everything. Once again this isn't so I can stop you from dreaming, fan arting, and etc. your OTPs. It's just me, a dumb, fat, un attractive person, writing about ships I don't understand. I'm mostly doing this because I want to ship them, but I can't and I need people who do ship them to tell me.
Just know that I've read every manga and seen every episode of Fairy Tail. So you can't just say anything about me not seeing or reading the right episode/manga yet.