This fic is actually a kind of 'reply' to all the stupid flamers and people who think slash 'suks' and is 'sik' (I just realised those two groups of people are the same... lol). I'm not sure if it actually replies to anything though. So, uh, just R/R. The basic message is that there's, um, nothing wrong with slash and flames suck. So, er, that's that then. Yay?
Oh yeah, while you read this, you have to imagine Harry, Draco, Ron, Remus, Snape, James and Sirius all bumpin' and grindin' dressed in leather ;)
HEALTH WARNING: The following fic contains the word 'slash', repeated several times. The use of this word may cause many side effects; one of these being that you may THINK ABOUT SLASH. If you are an immature homophobic who cannot spell nor save up enough cash to buy a dictionary, proceed with caution. If you are narrow-minded and see homosexuals as the spawn of the devil, you may experience nausea and/or sickness. If you suffer from any of these symptoms I suggest you get a grip.
Slash
Sick and tired of hearin' all these people talk about
"What's the deal with this slash fic, and why is Ron coming 'out'?"
The thing you've got to realize, what we're doin' is not a trend
We warned you in the summary, but still you wandered in
C'mon now
It doesn't matter
If Remus has Sirius' legs around his neck
All that matters
Is that you recognize that it's just about respect
It doesn't matter
About the way Ron swings and who he dates and why
All that matters
Is that you get hyped and we'll do it to ya every time
C'mon now
Do you ever wonder why
Flames don't get a reply?
Writing that takes you on a ride
Feel it when the
Shipping starts to shock
(Shipping starts to shock)
Homophobes pray that you will stop
(You can't stop)
And the fic is all you got
C'mon now
This must be
Slash
You can't stop
I know you like this "Dirty Slash"
(This must be)
Now, why ya wanna try to set alight the type of fic we write?
Cause we're just fine doin' what we like
Can we say the same for you?
Tired of feelin' all around me animosity
Just worry 'bout yours, cause I'm a' get mine
now people, can't you see?
It doesn't matter
Who Harry dates, or the gender of his mate
All that matters
Is that you recognize that it's just about respect
It doesn't matter
If Percy humps our friend Professor Snape
All that matters
Is that you get hyped and we'll do it to ya every time C'mon
Do you ever wonder why
Flames don't get a reply?
Writing that takes you on a ride
Feel it when the
Shipping starts to shock
(Shipping starts to rock)
Homophobes pray that you will stop
(You can't stop)
But slash is all you got
Baby, come on
This must be "SLASH!"
Man, I'm tired of flamin'
"Dirty, dirty, dirty" slash
"Dirty" slash
Do you ever wonder...
Do you ever wonder why
Flames don't get a reply?
Writing that takes you on a ride
Feel it when the
Shipping starts to shock
(Shipping starts to rock)
Homophobes pray that you will stop
(You will stop)
But slash is all you got
Come on now
This must be
Do you ever wonder why
Flames don't get a reply?
Writing that takes you on a ride
Feel it when the
Shipping starts to shock
(Shipping starts to shock)
Flamers pray that you will stop
(You will stop)
But slash is all you got
Baby, come on
This must be "SLASH!"