Chapter 1: Intro
A/N: This is my first Christmas special that I'm writing. I'm releasing now because Christmas songs are playing on all of the radio stations I listen to. This takes place during the Christmas Special. This will be a shorter story than my first story that I've written ("Working at the Danville Fire Department"). Enjoy!
I do not own Phineas and Ferb. I only own the dispatcher center, the dispatchers, and the dispatch supervisor.
At the Dispatch Center on Christmas Eve...
As Christmas music plays in the background, most of the dispatchers are either walking around the floor or chatting with one another. Christmas Eve has always been a slow day at the dispatch center, and today was no exception. It was only 11 AM, and there was only 1 medical call, and the person didn't need to be transported. So the person gets to spend Christmas at home, with their family.
A Dispatch Supervisor is walking around carrying a plate full of sugar cookies.
"Would you like some cookies," he asked. "Alex and Ness made them."
"Oh, yes please," said a dispatcher, taking a cookie, and taking a bite. "Mmm, Alex, did your wife make these?"
"Yes, yes she did," Alex replied, wearing regular clothes, but obvious friends with everyone at the dispatch center.
"Tell her, that they are delicious," replied the dispatcher.
"I will," Alex responded.
"So, Alex, what brings you down here, to Danville," the supervisor asked.
"Oh, I was just in the area. I thought I would stop by with the cookies before I head back north to Alberta," Alex replied, looking around. "You know what would really spice this place up?"
"What's that," asked the supervisor.
"Some Christmas decorations," said Alex.
"Yeah, I guess we could do that. It's usually a slow day here during Christmas," the supervisor agreed, looking around at the undecorated floor. "But where are we going to get Christmas decorations now?"
Just then, a delivery guy walked in, "I have a delivery."
"What is it," asked the supervisor.
"Some Christmas decorations from Phineas and Ferb," replied the delivery guy.
"Huh. Well, what are the odds," said the supervisor, smiling. "Let's get decorating everyone!"
"That Christmas Feeling" by Olivia Olson plays...
We're hanging the star above our tree and don't it look lovely?
The lights and the tinsel sparkling for you.
I've got the christmas feeling I'll take it everywhere I go
And make this christmas feeling grow
So warm by the fireplace we glow, all cozy and happy
Hang all the stockings in a row with you
I've got the Christmas feeling I'll take it everywhere I go, and make this christmas feeling grow
It feels like christmas(christmas) christmas (christmas) again (guitar solo)
I've got the christmas feeling I'll take it everywhere I go, and make this christmas feeling grow
It feels like christmas(christmas) christmas (christmas)
Come on I know you don't want to miss this
Let's make that christmas feeling grow.
OH! Let's make this christmas feeling grow.
As soon as the song was done, the last Christmas decoration was hung. The dispatch floor now has Christmas decorations everywhere. From Christmas trees, to tinsel on the cubicles and computers. Lights are also strung on the walls.
"There, that should do it," the supervisor said, stepping down from a stepstool.
"Yeah, it sure does." Alex said, looking around. "Well, I should get going if I want to catch my flight. Happy holidays everyone!" He gave a wave to everyone before heading out the door.
"Same to you," replied the supervisor. He looked around at his crew, "All right, let's get back to work."
"Yeah, like anything will happen," said a dispatcher, walking back to his post.
Doofenshmritz Evil Incorporated!
"You see, unlike every other evil scientist, I don't hate Christmas." Doofenshmritz said, grabbing a remote, "There are plenty of other holidays I can't stand. For example..."
Nothing happened.
"Wait, wait, hold on. I can't get this-," Doofenshmritz said. Finally, when the remote worked, he said, "Uh, for example..."
"I Don't Hate Christmas" by Doofenshmritz
You see Valentines is torture and my birthday is a mess!
New Year's is a lot of noise and Arbor Day's a pest!
Halloween's a horror, but I guess I must confess
That I really don't hate Christmas!
You see Flag Day is infernal, April Fool's is just a bore, Mardi Grass a waste unless you own a candy store.
All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor, but I really don't hate Christmas
Now it isn't that I like it, at the most I feel ambivalence!
But should I really just destroy it?
I'll admit that I'm still on the fence
It makes me tense!
From the evil scientist community
I'm sure to get ejected, but for Christmas I can seem to summon any true invective
Because what is there to hate?
I mean it's really so subjective!
Though I really don't hate Christmas
I hate puppy dogs and kittens, I hate flowers in the Spring!
Heck, I even hate the sunshine and the birdies when they sing.
I can work up animosity for almost anything
Tell me why I don't hate Christmas
Though my childhood was atrocious, Christmas never was that bad, you see!
So the best that I can muster is complete and total apathy
What's wrong with me?
How can I prove that I'm an evil villain worth his salt when with a holiday so jolly I can't even find a fault?
If I didn't feel ambiguous, I'd launch a big assault!
But I really don't hate Christmas!
"Ah what the heck? Kick line!"
No I really, No I really don't hate Christmas!
"I have an intense burning indifference!"
Doofenshmritz sighed and said, "I didn't even create the Naughty-inator myself because I compulsively, obsessively, just couldn't be bothered. Nah, the plans were mailed to me from Borneo where my Uncle Justin is rumored to be in hiding." Doofenshmritz said, looking at the -inator, "It's really a sweet gift, but how can I destroy Christmas without having a good reason?"
He sighs, and faces the -inator, "Well, I guess I have no choice." He presses a button.
Perry got scared as soon as Doofenshmritz pressed the button. Did he really just activate it for no reason, he thought.
A chair pops up behind Doofenshmritz. He sits in it, saying "But to sit and wait for a reason."
Perry breathes a sigh of relief. Oh, thank goodness!, he thought.
A/N: Let me know what you think, because this is a special, this will be finished before Christmas Day. I already know every chapter that will appear. This story will be at least 3 chapters long. Leave a review!