Master Chief: Reckoning of the Lost

by Thlork

Master chef is back and is fighting teh covenant in his gratest fight ever. But he has a startuling new bad guy who might be his greatest thret evar: Can master chief win this time, despite the odds being stacked against him even more then in legendary?

1 day in tha pillr of atum, the mastr cheif was fiting 2 COVNINT ATTACKER. Both of them wer elits like teh arbiter ecsept not good guys (this waz aftr arbter became good)
chief killed em both in 1 hit with hiz lightsaber and wend bak up to tha brdge, ware he sed "hey admoral jonzon!" (cuze aftr halo 3 jonson gut prumoted yez I no I speled prumoted rong but thatz coz itz spell'd like prom which sux and iz fer fagz).
"Wat chef, we gunna go kill teh alienz?"
"Ya!"
So jonson was like "go to hyperspace! Were gunna kill the alienz!"
And all teh crew cheered and they floo away into spaze.
den dey reeched teh covnint plant of EVILA.
cheef droped down on teh big stone platform in the oshean ware teh covent wer al siting around bein EVEL.
teh chief was all lik "hey u alein skumbagz imma kill you!1111111111!11

"oh noez itz duh mazder cheif!" sed this 1 grunt called yippar.
"OH NO I THUT HE WUZ DEDZ!" sed another grunt called morx. Yippar and morx ran away yelling and fel off teh edje of the stone platform inta tha oschean. (cuze like TATS EVIN BETAR THEN BEIN KILLED BY THE CHEEF CUZE HES JUST THAR AWS0ME!)

And den hadez who's a super evil elit hoo is 1 of teh onlu elits who didnt join the good guys waz like "bwahahahahahaha mastar chef u mite have defeeted teh othr aliens but i am the evlist!"
and master chef was like "I can beet u!" and shot him wit his shotgun but the hadez woodnt die cuze hes like uber.
so then master cheef grabed his litesaber, but 2 hunterz arrived OUT OF NOWARE and both grabed him.
But he was 2 tuff and gut out of both thare gripps and killed dem both wit his lightsaber.
Den hadez got his own lightsaber out and ran toward mastr cheef. But sinse master cheef was THE bigesy badass evar he killed em super quik!
Hades was like "Chief u good doin humen imma kil you!" but he was alredy ded so he coodn't.

Den jonson was like "DAM CHEEF WE GOTA GO OR THA WHOLE PLATFORM IS GONNA AXPLODE!"

So den just befer it exploded chef jumped like 200 feet in the air an jump'd on top of jonzon's ship teh pilar of atom.
Den wen cheef got back to teh plant of EARTH (this us like ware humens come from iff you dint alridy no) and he got lotz of awards and prumotions and hookers and awards and prumotions and hookers and awardz nd prumotions and hookers and awardz and prumoshons and hookrs and and hookers and awards and hookers and hookers. THE END UNTIL NEXT TIME DUN DUN DUN