Suzaku Limericks
Or...what a boring job and no sleep will do to you
Ok, first is the standard disclaimer. This characters are not mine. They belong to you Yuu Watase and everyone else. If they belonged to me, we'd see a lot more shirtless Tasuki and a lot less of Miaka in general. There. Standard plug requirements are met, now you can't sue me! Bwahaha!
Now, on for a little intro. I was incredibly bored while being the switchboard operator at work. So, instead of just staring at the desk in front of me and plotting ways to escape without anyone noticing, I wrote these. Seven little limericks, one for each of the Suzaku Seishi. They're meant purely to entertain, not insult, and they probably don't do a very good job at that. But still, comments are always appreciated. Anyway, let the randomness begin!
A young monk was given a jar
when he realized he was known near and far
at the sound of "no da"
all the girls start to "awww"
and they fight over who can touch his scar
Three cheers for Chiriko and his brain!
the others just aren't made the same
he saved his friends twice
he really is nice
Yes, three cheers for...what was his name?
(Poor Chiriko, always getting forgotten! He really is a hero, even if he looks like mini-Miaka and has about as many lines as Mitsukake)
Hotohori, the emperor of Konan
was really a quite gorgeous man
to his harem's dismay
he said he was prettier than they
and went out to work on his tan
(Hotohori: "Hey! I don't want to damage my beautiful skin with the sun's harmful rays! Change that immediately!"
Taerra: "This is just made up to rhyme and be silly. Don't take it so personally! Besides, you're mine for the time being and I can do as I like to you. So, unless you want to end up in some perverted yaoi fic starring you, Eiken, Tomo, and some random farm creatures, I suggest you behave yourself. Do I make myself clear?"
Hotohori glares, but remains silent.)
Mitsukake felt kind of sad
he would never be the latest fad
though he was definitely not dumb
he was tall and dark, not handsome
Hey - two out of three's not so bad!
Nuriko, whose symbol's on his chest
decided as a woman he'd dress
to win the Emperor's heart
was his plan at the start
but now he just likes looking his best
Tamahome, for true love's sake
took Miaka to a picnic at the lake
his professions of love
were received with a shrug;
she ignored him in favor of the cake!
There was a man with orange hair and fangs
from censorship he soon felt pangs
when he swung his male friend around
all the critics would frown
and his curses were turned into "dang"s!
Well, there you go. Hopefully it wasn't too bad. Let me know what you think!