Konoha High School
I know it's a high school story, AGAIN. But I made it really random and wierd. Ok. Summary: Akatsuki and Sound Nin Gangs? Yup. Orochimaru is a crazy, gives-you-extra-credit-everytime-you-praise-snakes, scared-of-british teacher? That too. Anko is the hyper exploratory teacher and her line is, "SUGAR AND COFFEE!"? Yeah...Sakura is trying to be like Tsunade and got plastic surgery? And a bully too. Is Sasuke really gay? I think he is. Both gay and the bitch kind of gay. Sakon is lack-toast-in-tolerant? Wait 'til he eats cheese... . not a pretty sight. Tobi's the good boy and Neji's his rival? Hell yeah! Shizune is the princepal. Now here's the real summary.(The one above is still true though)
Kurenai is the counciler, Orochimaru is the science teacher, Gai is the P.E. teacher, Asuma is the math teacher, Anko shows birth defect pictures, Kakashi is the L.A. teacher, Ibiki teaches S.S. and has leukaemia, Deidara brings fireworks to school, Lee is a safety person but goes to Gai's P.E. class because he's not in his class, Sasuke is like Nepoleon Dynamite! Hahahaha!gets attcked by crazy fangirls Ow...Anyways, Shino always has a butterfly net, Gai uses steroids, Dosu is short tempered, Kisame has asthma, Itachi kills people who are in pain, thinking he's "saving them from pain", Hinata dates Kiba AND Shino, Zaku is bad, Kurenai and Genma are married, Haku came back from the dead, Dosu likes those birth defect pictures Anko shows them, complete randomness every so often. Wow. Really long summary. You're gonna have to take a lot of notes! Escpecially when I tell everyone's class schedules! Dun dun dun! It's like going back to school again! But this time, Naruto Style! Hell yeah!
Here's the characters and their grades:
10th grade: Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Shika-kun, Choji, Kiba, Hinata, Shino, and Gaara.
11th grade: Lee, Neji, Tenten, Kankuro, Zaku, Kin, Dosu, Kimimaro,(I made some chara. change age) Tayuya, Kidoumaru, Jiroubou, Sakon, Ukon, and Haku.
12th grade: Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Zetsu, Tobi, the rest of Akatsuki, and Temari.
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Chapter 1: A new year
Konoha Genins' story first
Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke looked at their class schedule. They have the same classes. Here's how it is:
Period 1:U.S. History-Morino Ibiki
Period 2:Language Arts-Hatake Kakashi
1st Lunch
Period 3:Math-Sarutobi Asuma
Period 4:Exploratory-Mitarashi Anko
Period 5:P.E.-Genma
Period 6:Science-Orochimaru
"Yay! We got the same!" cried Naruto. He did a little happy dance. The others weren't really that happy.
Tenten was the one to ruin Naruto's...moment. "Sorry to rain on your parade...but we're freshmen." (Yeah, I only put 3 grades in here.)
Naruto stopped dancing and stared at her. He noticed a group of 6 people coming their way.
"Ok. Then I'll ask THEM where our classes are."
Everyone was in shock that he would actually ask seniors for direction.
"Naruto! No! They're!--" Kiba screamed. It was too late. The seniors, who were 12th graders, did what they always do to newmies/freshmen...
They throw tomatoes and carrots!
The genins watched as Naruto gets attacked by the vegetables. When they stopped, they laughed at him and went up to the freshmens. They look quite creepy.
"Remember this, we're the seniors and we pummel you freshmen to a pulp if you guys mess with us. Just like him." one of them said and pointed to Naruto. They left and some younger lookin' people came by.
"Hey freshmen!" a girl said from the group. They all looked at the group.
"Maybe we'll give you brats a head's up. The name's Tsuchi Kin. Call me Kin." said Kin. Her group came with her.
She continued, "There are 2 groups you shouldn't mess with. Those are just 12th graders. The other group are all 11th graders."
"Can you tell us about the 12th graders?" asked Sasuke.
"Well, they are all bad, as you can see. They are a gang. Their gang is called the Akatsuki. Even WE wouldn't mess with them. Scary group too. Their leader is the scariest. His name's Itachi. He--"
"ITACHI!" yelled Sasuke.
"Yeah, why?"
"He's my brother! That bastard! I can't believe I didn't notice him yet!" Sasuke complained.
"Well, he's one problem. But there are more problems you need to deal with." Kin explained.
"What about the 11th graders?" asked Sakura. Kin smirked and her friends smirked as well. They turned around and walked away. Kin stopped and turned to the freshmen.
"You guys already know them." She said and walked away.
"What could she mean by that?" asked Tenten. They stood there for a moment and then remembered Naruto. They helped him up.
"Ugh...what happened?" he moaned.
"It's best if we just stick together and stay away from those gangs Kin mentioned."Lee suggested. Everyone nodded.
Sound Nins next.>
Period 1:Language Arts-Hatake Kakashi
Period 2:U.S. History-Morino Ibiki
Period 3:Exploratory-Mitarashi Anko
2nd Lunch
Period 4:Math-Sarutobi Asuma
Period 5:P.E.-Maito Gai
Period 6:Science-Orochimaru
"Oh great! Language Arts first!" whined Zaku.
"Shut up, Zaku. At least we all have the same schedule!" yelled Kin.
"Why do we even have school? It's probably made just to keep kids from freedom. What kind of country says, "Freedom" when kids are in these prisons?" said Sakon.
"...I think the president hates us."Tayuya wondered.
"Let's go to our classes now." replied Kin. The group went to their first period, which is language arts.
Akatsuki all have the same schedules too.
Period 1:U.S. History-Morino Ibiki
Period 2:Exploratory-Mitarashi Anko
Period 3:Language Arts-Hatake Kakashi
2nd Lunch
Period 4:Math-Sarutobi Asuma
Period 5:P.E.-Maito Gai
Period 6:Science-Orochimaru
The 6 members glared at their schedules.
The leader Itachi, said, "Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Zetsu, Tobi..." (All their names, yeah.)
"What?" they said all together.
"Doesn't that Ibiki guy have leukaemia?" asked Itachi.
"Yeah, maybe that's why he's always tired." answered Sasori.
"What's a leukaemia?" asked a puzzled Kisame.
"Oh my god, Kisame! Tobi! You're always 'teh good boy' in this group, you tell him!" Sasori said.
"Yessir! Ok, Kisame. Leukaemia is a disease that makes you lose all of your hair and you get really weak. You can get bruises from outta nowhere, and like I said before, you get weak and tired. That's all I know about it...oh! And you could die. I think so. Tobi needs to learn again! Nooooo! But Tobi usually remembers!" Tobi explained.
"Wow...I'll be right back!" Kisame darted off.
"What the hell was that about, un?" asked Deidara.
"Oh well, he knows where to go. Let's hurry up and get to class guys." Zetsu said. They all nodded and went.
RRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG!
Ibiki's class...
"Ok, class. I'm Ibiki. Yeah...you get the point, let's move on. Today we'll-yes? What is it?"
Naruto said, "Um...can't the freshmen introduce themselves?"
"Fine. But make it quick." Ibiki groaned.
"Ok! My name's-"
"Ok! We're all done. Now let's move on."
"But I didn't even say my name."
"I ALREADY KNOW YOUR NAMES, GOD!"
"Attendence! Itachi!"
"Here."
"Yeah, I remember you."
"Sa...Sas...Sasookay..."
"It's Sasuke!"
"Whatever! Like I care! Sasuke!"
"Here..."
"...um..."
"...can you spell out the name, Ibiki-sensei?"
"Fine. It's Z-e-"
"Here!"
"...how do you know what I'm going to spell?"
"Because my name is the only name that starts with Z."
"Ok."
"And...the rest o' ya. There. Let's get on with class. Anyways, today-"
Kisame stepped in.
"Where have you been?"
"Picking flowers."
"Why would a senior of high school pick flowers?"
"Oh, they're not for me! They're for your funeral!"
"My funeral!"
"Yeah! Have fun in life while you still can, sir." And Kisame walked to his seat. There was a moment of silence.
"Um...ok? Anyways, today we're going to be learning blah blah blah..."
At Kisame's seat, he saw a note was passed to him.
"Hello? What's this?" he said. He read it.
' Kisame,
What the hell was all that about!
-Itachi
P.S. Write back, you bastard.'
Kisame wrote something in it and passed it to Itachi. Itachi read it.
Kisame,
What the hell was all that about!
-Itachi
P.S. Write back, you bastard.
I was pikkng flowers for Mr.Morino becuze Tobi saiys he can dy
so I wantd two give him somtheeng be4 he dys. Right bakk.
Itachi knew his friend had bad spelling, so he couldn't really get what he wrote until 5 minutes later.
He threw it in his backpack since he was too lazy to throw it in the trash. He watched as the weak Ibiki wrote stuff down. Itachi grew bored and looked at the freshmen. There were a lot of them here. Almost 15 of them. And there are about 10 11th graders here, which makes about 25, and there are only 9 12th graders, which makes a total of around 34. He grew really bored so he decided to pass notes again to his gang.
Hey, guys. I'm bored. Let's talk about something. All of us. Including Tobi. Pass it to Kisame, then Deidara, then Sasori, then Zetsu, then Tobi, then back to me. Now bring up a topic, someone.
-Itachi
He crunched it up a little and threw it at Kisame. With Kisame...clank! Oh my god, the sky is falling! he thought. He ducked under the table(the tables are like in the ninja academy). He screamed, "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" And everybody looked at him.
My god, Kisame...thought Itachi. Itachi groaned and slammed his head on the table.
"Kisame, what are you talking about?" asked Ibiki.
"I don't know. I felt something hit me from the sky!" Kisame explained.
"Kisame. The building has a ceiling." Ibiki explained.
"So? Who cares about the roof right now when the sky is falling! We need to take cover!" The class laughed at him while Ibiki scolded him.
In Kakashi's class...
"Hey, guys." Kin called. They weren't listening.
"Sigh...BITCH HEADS!"
"What?" They all said at once. (Me: I can't believe they answer to that.)
"Look at all these bean bags and what not." Kin said. Kakashi just came in. (Me:ZOMG, Kakashi's early! O.o)
"Hello, class. The name's Hatake Kakashi. Call me Kakashi-sensei. Look around, but don't touch anything. I need to get the class ready."
The sound nins looked around. Zaku saw a chair thing. The kind of chair you lay on when you go to the theraspist. XD
"No way!" Zaku said and ran to it. Some other class mates ran to him along with his gang.
"Are you serious!" Zaku said and sat down on it.
"Yes, doctor. I-I've been normally stupid...for uh, the past 12 years." Zaku said. Everybody laughed. Kakashi heard the laughing and went there.
"Hey, Zaku. I thought I told you not to touch anything." Kakashi warned.
"Sorry, teach. Won't happen again." Zaku said. Kakashi went away to get ready.
"Now go ahead and pick any seat you want." Kakashi ordered.
Zaku walked away and then came back and sat down on that chair. Kin came back and took him back to the tables.
"Aw, man! But he said pick a seat!" Zaku whined.
"Not that seat, idiot! Come sit with us!" Kin exclaimed.
"Ok, class. Now we need to start learning!" Kakashi said in an exciting voice.
"You read that book, while I read this book!" Kakashi explained, still in an exciting voice tone. Everyone moaned and whined. Make-Out Paradise is what Kakashi is reading. (Me: You all should know that.)
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Well, that's chapter 1. All chapters are their periods. For example, chapter 1 is Period 1. You know. Ok, I'll put up the 2nd chapter. Please be nice. -.- At least I said please.