Disclaimer: I don't own rights to KH or anything KH related.

To everyone who's reading my other KH fic, I'm trying, I really am, but my muses have decided to take up anorexia. They say hi by the way.

So, yeah. I hate that god damn poster duty minigame and it's stupid 30 seconds score, and that's what inspired this.

WARNING: Character Death, Violence, Character bashing, Language (der), and this whole thing is about the violence and character death.

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"Yes!", Sora shouted happily, he'd managed to finish Poster Duty in 35 seconds.

"Way to go Sora!", Donald cheered

"That was much faster, a hyuck!", Goofy laughed

"So, Jimminy, do I pass?", Sora asked

"Sorry Sora, you're 5 seconds to slow.", Jimminy said annoyingly (observe the change…now)

"YOU STUPID GREEN MOTHERFUCKER!", Sora snapped, grabbing the retarded little bug from his shoulder.

"Sora, calm down, it's just a game!", Jimminy gasped

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!", Sora laughed evilly, "I'll feed you your own arm!"

He took Jimminy's little arm, ripped it off, and shoved it in the little bastard's mouth.

Jimminy gave a muffled scream.

"Now you die fucker!", Sora yelled, throwing the tiny bug onto the ground.

Jimminy's body crushed on te impact, leaving a tiny puddle of blood on the sidewalk.

"I hate you you stupid asshole, five motherfucking seconds…", Sora proceeded to rant and curse, grinding Jimminy's body into the ground

"Sora, you've killed him!", Donald squeaked

"Yup, Now we have to bury him. A Hyuck.", Goofy said seriously (or as serious as you can be when you're Goofy)

Sora looked at his foot, which was still on Jimminy's mangled bloody corpse.

"Sure.", He said, picking up what was left of Jimminy

"So what'll we say about him?", Goofy asked

"He was annoying.", Sora tried

"Something nice!", Donald scolded

"Like what?", Sora grumbled

"Like um…. Um… Goofy?" Donald tried

"Well he… um… he was…", Goofy sighed

"SEE? He wasn't even helping on the journey, just taking stuopid freaking notes and being generally green and stupid looking!", Sora said triumphantly.

"So… why was he with us?", Goofy asked Donald

"… To tell you the truth, I lost a game of cards to Queen Minnie.", Donald sighed

"Well ya' see, Sora we didn't need him after aal- Sora?", Goofy looked around for the spikey haired boy.

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Blood and guts and guts and blood and death and pain and stuff….", Sora sang ripping Jimminy's corpse into tiny little pieces.

"S-sora, why are you ripping apart that bug?", Pence asked timidly

Sora growled, "My bug, back off fatso! Death, death, pain, gorem, guts death…", Sora sang again

Pence backed away slowly. Sora had gone pshyco.

"Ah, now what was I doing? Oh yeah!", Sora grabbed Jimminy's journal (no it's not destroyed okay?) and flipped to the missions page. He crossed off Poster Duty, and went back to destroying Jimminy's corpse.

END

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MuwahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAaaaaa-aaa…

I'm done.

I'm sorry to everyone who read this, your IQ probably just dropped a couple notches.

I think my muses are helping, just the horror ones are working harder.