Maya got slag all over her clothes when they were in Arid Badlands. They were walking towards the old Fyrestone and there was a pool of slag right next to Zero, Maya, Axton, and Salvador. They were just around having some fun. Zero got a thought. 'Wouldn't it be funny if I pushed Maya in the pool of slag and ran back to the fast travel machine?'
Zero pushed Maya into the pool of slag and she fell face first into it. Maya got so angry, because slag was hard to get out of clothes and hair. Maya shot up with a fury and by the time she looked to see where Zero was he had just fast traveled to Sanctuary. Maya pushed past Axton and Salvador and went after Zero. Maya pushed in the coordinates to where Zero fast traveled.
At Sanctuary Zero hid where Clap Trap used to sleep before the Vault Hunters pushed him off of Sanctuary. Zero could hear Maya scream his name in anger. "Zero when I find you I'm going to make you pay!" Maya screamed into the air. Maya went to the Crimson Raiders Headquarters to take a shower and clean her clothes to get the slag off of her clothes and hair. After Maya got out of the shower the slag was still not out of her hair or clothes. Maya took ten more showers and it barely made a difference. Maya decided to chase after Zero instead of trying to clean off the slag.
Maya looked for Zero all over Sanctuary. Zero was still at Clap Trap's old place. Maya got to Zed's to look for Zero and then she heard laughing coming from Clap Trap's old place. Maya knew who was laughing. Maya's wings shot out of her back and she flew quickly as lightning over to the place and found Zero laughing. When Maya got down on the ground Zero started to die out of laughter and started to roll on the floor. Zero then saw Maya and knew he was a goner. Maya picked up Zero with a phase lock and started to smash him into all of the walls. Before he started to cry out in pain. She stopped smashing him into the walls and let him go out of the phase lock.
"Yeah Zero. How does it feel? You messed with the wrong siren. You really messed up now. Maya started to punch Zero and he caught one of her punches and went into deception. Maya could sense Zero was behind her. Maya got an idea in her head. What if I used my slag orb to slag him? He would definitely have a hard time getting the slag out of his suit. Maya turned around super fast and scorned Zero. Zero came out of deception.
"What the hell Maya! What was that for I just pulled a joke on you and you started to beat me up. That's just cruel." Zero said. Maya started to feel bad as she realized what she did to Zero. Zero picked Maya up and threw her off of Sanctuary.
"Oh you little snake. I'm going to kill youuuu!" Maya said as she started to fall off of Sanctuary. Zero was laughing his butt off up at Sanctuary looking at how Maya became a dot in his vision.
I hope you guys find my one shots funny. I had a blast writing them. Just to clear something up the New-U Stations work, so Maya would come back don't worry. I didn't have Zero kill her for good. I'm not that cruel. You gotta admit it was funny when Zero pushed Maya into the pool of slag. You know the ones where the skags come out of over by the old Fyrestone.