I decided to write a fanfic using characters from many different series. I mean MANY. Note that Azuki Oshira is a character of my own design, as is Super-Tamagotchi-Man-With-Okonomiyaki.
I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ANIME/MANGA CHARACTERS AND STUFF MENTIONED BELOW OTHER THAN WHAT I STATED ABOVE! I'm not gonna say 'I do not own -insert anime name here-' cuz there are WAY to many different animes mentioned here.
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Uchiha Itachi walked into the main hall of the humongous house he shared with Azuki Oshira. Yawning, he shuffled along, bags under his eyes and hair tousled in every direction. He reached and opened the door to the living room...
..and found a room full of anime characters staring back at him.
WELCOME TO HELL!
Itachi, who was lying on the floor, his bunny slippers still skidding down the hall, had a baffled expression on his face, "What the...WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE!"
"Oh, Hi Ita-san!" said a young girl with long blonde hair tied in a ponytail on top of her head. Her bangs swished as she rode over to the baffled Uchiha on a giant turtle. No, the turtle was not Master Guy, it was...TAMA-CHAN! DUN DUN DUU NAA!
"What the hell are you riding?" Itachi said, his already-frazzled hair now sticking out in even more places. Oh, and just to tickle all the little fangirls pink, his hair wasn't tied up as it usually was, allowing him to be seen in all his long-haired-glory. Yummy.
"Giant turtle. Name is Tama-chan. She can fly too. But right now she's really big for some reason." Azuki said, patting the turtle on the head.
"Where did you get it?" the young Uchiha asked with the look of sheer confuzzlement still embedded upon his face.
"Borrowed it from a show called 'Love Hina'. Speaking of which, lets go hide in the kitchen while Naru and Kagome duke it out."
-scene of Kagome and Naru swordfighting. Yuuko laughing on sidelines.-
"But...my sofas..." Itachi moaned. After all, they were HIS beautiful sofa's from the Lay-Z-Boy sofa shoppe or whatever it was called. But seriously, no one wants a hyper red-haired super hacker bouncing on their sofas screaming, "ED IS HUNGRY!". Or anyone hyper, for that matter.
-in the kitchen-
"Ok...what the hell is going on?" Itachi said, pouring himself an EXTRA STRONG cup of coffee. Like, maybe even expresso. He was gonna need it, after all. What, with all the random anime characters now smooshed into his beautiful living room. Worst of all, he thought he'd seen Deidara somewhere in there. Please, not him...or her...or whatever it is...I can't deal with Deidara today!
"I told you last night before you fell asleep, I was inviting a few friends over for summer break."
"A FEW! YOU CALL THAT A FEW!" Itachi screamed, note that he had a very Watanuki-esque look on his face. See pages 45 and 115 of xxxHolic volume 1 for reference pictures.
"Yes. You said it was okay..." She lowered her eyelids seductivley and moved herself closer to him. "...right, Ita-san...?...Onegai..." She breathed in the scent of his hair."He's been using my Herbal Essences again..." she thought as she pressed herself closer to the now bullet-sweating Uchiha.
Itachi staggered backwards, startled by his girlfriend's movements. "And that... word..." he shivered. "...when she says it, I..." He took a few breaths, trying to calm himself down. "Okay, okay. Can you please let me get dressed, now? I don't enjoy being seen in my boxers by complete strangers."
She gave him a quick peck on the lips, "Okay, but then I want to introduce you to some people afterwards!" Itachi walked away towards the bedroom while Azuki began prancing around the kitchen like...well like she'd been elected Fuhrer or something. "Haha...sucker! That gets him every time..." she thought..."Plus we all know saying 'Onegai' makes him all excited. Its like he's in Chobits or something. Maybe if I said 'Chii' and threw natto on my facehe'd..." Her thoughts of evil came to a stop as she came to the realizationthat she had knocked over the sugar jar. 'NOOOOOOOO!" she screamed as she began gobbling up all the spilled sugar on the floor.
"Hey Azuki-chan, are you-" a woman with light-pink hair and a guitar on her back popped her head into the kitchen. "Is she licking sugar off the floor? Man, there is something wrong with that girl..." she thought. Then, her evil senses kicked in as she whipped out a camera and began talking pictures. " I can sell these on eBay and then I can buy that Zetsu doll that Kisame is selling!" she cackled. Azuki, noticing Haruhara-san's evil actions, promptly threw a purple sandal at her, knocking her out.
"HEY! I HEARD SOMEONE THROW MY SANDAL!" now the door was once again knocked down by the apparently-PMSing woman with dreadlocks. A housewife and owner of a butcher shop, no less. "Great...meatwoman is here." thought Azuki as she prepared for Izumi to bring down the stove on her head.
"HAVE NO FEAR...SNAKEMAN IS HERE!", Ayame pranced through the kitchen like the graceful creature that he wasand handed Mrs. Curtis a brand-spankin-new sandal. Yay Ayame-san!
"I AM SNAKEMAN." Orochimaru hissed at the long-haired Sohma, who was apparently wearing more of his 'merchandise'. This time, it was a pink French Maid dress. (Ayame is wearing the dress; not Orochimaru. That'd be just creepy...)
"I AM KITSUNE, HEAR ME ROAR!", screamed an obviously drunk Mitsune Konno as she roared like a lion. "She should hang out with Tsunade...I'm sure they'd get along, if you gave them enough sakè." Azuki sighed as more and more people filed into the kitchen, including some random headless Gantz characters, and Oh joy!Gundams! Finally, as a drunk Largo passed out on her floor and burped, she stood up and screamed, "WILL EVERYONE GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!"
...SILENCE...
...and...
...cicadas...
"Wow, someone's pissed."
"WHO SAID THAT!" the blonde girl said, looking over the crowd with murderous intent.
"Uhm, it was me...un.", ahandshot up in the crowd; a 'mouthy' hand...hehehe...
"DEIDARA!" she exploded, throwing chairs and whatever else was around at the androgenous young Akatsuki. Oh, and she threw Envy too. Just cuz he's weird.
"I knew it! He/she/it IS here!", Itachi said as he walked back into the kitchen, now dressed in black pants and a fishnet top. Fangirl screams could be heard for miles.
-themesong from .hack/sign starts playing-
"ITACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!", argh fangirls everywhere! even in the cheese drawer of my refrigerator! NOO!
"DAMMIT FANGIRLS, GET AWAY FROM HERE! AND TAKE YOUR STUPID DOG TOO!" Azuki screeched, throwing many fangirls, cameras, and a teary-eyed Scrappy Doo out the windows.
"Hey, hey, Azuki-chan...calm down..." Itachi said soothingly as walked behind her and put his arms around her slender neck. "They're not trying to be annoying. They just are. Like Deidara." He nibbled softlyon her ear while yet more fangirls watched, this time with tears streaming down their faces. "Why can't he be with ME?" they all thought. CUZ HE'S MINE! MUAHAHAHA! INSERT-ALUCARD-STYLE-LAUGH-HERE!
Then...SUPER-TAMAGOTCHI-MAN-WITH-OKONOMIYAKIFLEW(?) THROUGH THE AIR!
"HEY LOSER, GIVE ME SOME OKONOMIYAKI OR ELSE!" ordered a young girl in Sound uniform. Yup, Tayuya is in here too. Super-Tamagotchi-Man quickly dropped a bag of okonomiyakis and ran off. Everyone dove for the bag, but instead landed on a note that said 'Haha, suckers.' A boy with long blonde hair wearing a red trench coat (Edo-kun!) was seen running away carrying a rather large bag.
"Aww...now what can we eat? I'm hungry..." whined the cast of Black Cat with growling stomachs. Then Gluttony walked by and ate them all. Except Train. He lived. Yaaay!
"Haha losers, I don't need to eat."
"Yes, YES YOU DO! EAT, SERAS FISHTORIA!" cackled YES, ALUCARD, "DON'T RUN AWAY FROM YOUR DESTINY!"
"Oh, so its not 'Police Girl' anymore, its something even MORE degrading? Bloody hell..." she glared at the man clad in red. "Fishtoria? I mean really..." Sir Integra shook her head, "You can do better than that...pitiful...simply pitiful..."
"HEY, HEY, CAN WE GET BACK TO THE SCRIPT!", screamed a director. Hell, lets make him some random guy from RENT.
"What's a script?" Everyone asked, blank looks on their faces. Don Patchi even did his famous 'Do the Stupid.' look.
"NEVERMIND!" he ran off "I'M GOING BACK TO MY OWN MOVIE!"
"CAN I BE MIMI?" Azuki asked as the man walked away.
"Who's Mimi?"
"No one, Ita-san...absolutely no one."
-yay for inside jokes about RENT!-
"Can we get back to the subject! We're all hungry!" everyone said, all at the same time too. Weird...
"So?" Azuki tilted her head to the side like 'I don't give a -bleep-'.
"Can we raid your fridge?"
"And drink all your liquor?" Yuuko-san asked
"No!"
"Then what are we gonna do?"
Itachi poked Azuki, who was now standing on a laundry basket so she could see over everyone. "I have an idea. Lets all go to Red Lobster."
"YEAH!"
-insert really confused Chi look here-
...Chiiiiiii...?
Okay, I'm sure a lot of people are confused. Very confused. Let me try to clear up a few things:
1. Tama-chan is the flying hot springs turtle from the series 'Love Hina'. Naru is the girl Keitaro likes; she has perpetual PMS. Mitsune aka Kitsune is the prank-loving alchoholic girl.
2. Kagome is the schoolgirl-esque main character from InuYasha
3. Yuuko is the weird yet cool lady from xxxHolic; she loves to drink. Watanuki is the main character, who resembles a stick. Mokona coming in later chapters!
4. The 'red-haired super hacker' is Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th from Cowboy Bebop; that crazy girl with the goggles that hangs out with Ein-doggy.
5. 'Onegai' means 'Please' in Japanese; but I think it sound a little...seductive..so I used it in that way...hehehe...
6. "Maybe if I said 'Chii' and threw natto on my face.." that is something that Chi from the manga/anime 'Chobits' did in the first episode; you'll only understand the full extent of this joke if you've watched/read Chobits. Oh, and Chi is the persocom that the whole story is centered around.
7. The 'woman with light-pink hair and a guitar' is Haruko Haruhara from FLCL. Randomness...
8. Tsunade is theGodaime Hokage lady who loves to gamble and drinkfrom Naruto.Kisame and Zetsu are members of the organization 'Akatsuki'. Zetsu looks like a black and white venus flytrap manand Kisame looks like a sharkman.Deidara is the girl/boy/it with long blonde hair tied on-top of her/his head and bangs covering a scope-eye. Says '-, un.' after everything. Gender is not completely known, but I think its a boy. Maybe.Tayuya is the foul-mouthed female member of the Sound Five; Orochimaru's gang of peoples. Orochimaru is that creepy-ass snake guy.
9. The housewife with dreadlocks and a bad case of PMS is Izumi Curtis from Fullmetal Alchemist.Envy is the crossdressing palm tree homonculus from Fullmetal Alchemist. Yesh, he ish awesome. The guy in the red trench coat with blonde hair is YAY EDWARD ELRIC! Gluttony is the fatman homunculus who eats everything.
10. Snakeman is Ayame Sohma from Fruits Basket; he turns into a snake when hugged by a member of the opposite gender.
11. Gantz is a bloody gorey severed head loving show. I love it.
12. Gundams are...well...Gundams!
13. Largo is the l33t h4x0rm4st3r from the webcomic Megatokyo.
14. I love the 1st opening song from .hack.
15.Scrappy-Doo is the little runt from Scooby Doo cartoons; I don't really like him very much...
16. Alucard, Seras Victoria/Fishtoria and Integra are all from Hellsing, which is in my opinion, the best gothic-horror-vampire anime/manga EVER.
17.Okonomiyai is like Japanese-style pizza but not like American pizza.. It ish yummy.
18. Black Cat is another awesome anime/manga. Train is the main character; he lub food.
19. RENT is the best musical/movie thing ever. Mimi is one of the characters. The whole 'CanI be Mimi!' thing is an inside joke between my friends and I.
20. I love Red Lobster.
Ok, got it? Sorry if it was confuzzling...I was bored and I had a clarinet, some tofu-pepperonis and a computer so I wrote and yay I'm random. Uhh...hope you liked it! Reviews!