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In johns cabin his wife (Martha) was busy playing a game of wii fit.
"john has been gone an awful long time" she muttered fearing the worse. She had no children and so her husband was the one she worried about.
Then to her surprise a boy of around 5 came into her house followed by her spouse.
"John thank goodness you are safe, who is this?
John explained that he was off to chop some more trees for his job (aka kill the earth) when he heard something in the bushes. Finding the lad and asking to come along with him.
Well as soon as he finished the woman took the child by the arm and faster than you could say "john killed 14 more trees and the lorax" she had bathed, fed and given clothes to the youth.
This was the first time the child had ever eaten and he was amazed at the power of taste. Also since he had never eaten in the five years of his life he proceeded to eat just about everything in the house.
Once he had settled down, (and Martha told him not to eat the cigarette butts her husband left around) she asked him about himself.
She was surprised he had no idea who he was and had no idea if he had a family.
Then in a series of sentences I am to lazy to write, she explained who she and her husband were and if he was okay with the idea of adoption. He liked the idea of a family and agreed to it.
Then it was time for a name john and Martha talked a long while and decided on the name Donald.
Liking the idea of a name he asked them what theirs were.
They told him their names and explained how they were named after Johnny Depp and Martha Washington respectively
"Am I named after anyone famous?" Donald inquired
The two adults had to admit the only famous donalds they knew were Donald duck and old mcdonald.
Disappointed donalds then said "Well if there are no famous donalds may I call my self Mcdonaldsduck"
Seeing it would make their new son happy they agreed. And this is where his story really begins!