The Night Raizo Went Crazy

By Charles Xavier

Down in Justice School,

All the kids were wondering,

About their Winter exams,

Since the early morning.

When Raizo busted in,

Nearly scared 'em half to death,

Had a chain gun in his hand,

And white foam on his breath.

From his head to his feet,

He was covered ammo,

Like a big fat drunk disgruntled,

Type of Rambo.

And he cackled evilly,

With fire in his eyes:

"You've failed miserably.

Now you're all gonna die!"

The night Raizo went crazy,

The night the blimp went insane.

Realized he'd been gettin' the raw deal.

Something funny must have snapped in his brain.

Well the high school was gone now,

He decided to blast it,

Everywhere you'll find pieces,

Of rubble and glass bits.

Then he went to Taiyo High School,

And held the kids hostage,

And he ground up poor Batsu into,

Teenage sausage!

He bombed Gorin and Gedo,

With a bunch of remote mines.

And he raided Pacific,

Real fast in no time.

And he aimed his bazooka,

At Seijyun High School.

And he took a big shot and said,

"They're all brain dead fools!"

The night Raizo went crazy,

The night the fatso went nuts,

Now you, can hardly walk around Japan,

Without stepping in Sakura's guts.

There's the National Guard and the FBI.

There's a van from the Tokyo News,

And helicopters circling round in the sky.

And the bullets were flying, the body count's rising,

And everyone's dying to know, oh Raizo, why?

My, my, my, my, my, my.

You used to be such a caring guy.

Yes, thank heavens.

Now Raizo's doing time.

In a federal prison,

For his infamous crime.

Hey little friend now,

Don't you cry no more tears.

You'll escape from his hell hole,

In 700 more years!

But now Daigo's in therapy.

And Kurow's still nervous.

And Hyo got a job,

Working for the, Postal Service.

And they say Raizo's wife,

She's on the phone every night,

With a lawyer,

Negotiating the movie rights.

They're talking about…

The night Raizo went crazy,

The night the principal flipped.

Got all mad from some poor exam results,

Sounds to me that he was tired of getting pissed.

Wo…

The night Raizo went crazy,

The night the blimp went insane.

Realized he'd been gettin' the raw deal.

Something funny must have snapped in his brain.

Wo…

Something funny must have snapped in his brain.

Tell ya…

Something funny must have snapped…in his brain.

Author's Note: Yes, I know it's a bit late for Christmas, but who cares?