It was a normal breezy day at Stark Industries and Tony Stark's butler Jarvis was updating the Iron man suit. Right now Tony was with Pepper Potts doing who knows what and who knows where. Jervis was installing the tech that would allow him to travel to different dimensions. He knew it may come in handy with some cases but on the other side it could completely destroy the space/time continuum. Tony walks into his penthouse with a beer bottle in one hand and another in the other.

"Let get this party started!" Stark shouts falling over on the couch.

"Sir your update in now complete." Jarvis tells him.

"An update on what, that I'm awesome?" Tony laughs

"No, on your suit."

"Okay lets start up this thingy! I wanna take nap."

Tony Stark, still as drunk as ever puts on the suit.

"Sir I don't recommend you doing that. You not know where it will take you." Jarvis warns.

"Screw that. Recommend my ass." Tony mumbled.

It was already reprogrammed to start up the portal. Iron man flies through landing roughly in a new universe. The place where he landed was dark and brooding. Crime was high. Out of nowhere a dark figure glides up. It was a man dressed up like a bat. Iron man stares at the silhouette just looking confused.

"Wow. How drunk are you? I mean look at what your wearing!" Iron man cracks up laughing. Batman glares at him.

"Who are you?" Batman asks in his grim voice.

"I'm Stark. Tony Stark." Iron man reveals his face. "And you are you mister bad in black?" Again Batman glares.

"I AM BATMAN."

"What is that the only thing your know as? And dude what is up with the voice? Are you swallowing barbwire are something?" Iron man Laughs.

Batman then grabs him by the neck and looking at him with pure hate. "You really, really don't wanna push me!" Batman screams at him. "Why are you on your period?" Iron man asked while smiling. Batman then rips off the rest of Iron man's head gear with his bare hands."Whoa dude calm down it was a joke." Batman puts Tony down roughly. "I don't like jokes. I've had enough of them today." Batman gets all up in his face. "Why are you so serious. I mean really man you need to enjoy life. Just get drunk off it!" Tony tells him extending his arms and spinning. Batman then activates his cowl to search something on the Batcomputer. "Why is he not in any of my data." Batman asks himself out loud. "Oracle, I'm taking a scan of this man. Tell me if you can identify him." Iron man looks at him funny. "Whoa, two things: who are you talking to and please tell me that your not gonna do a cavity search." Batman looks at Iron man as if he was a dumb ass. The cowl eyes turned red for 5 seconds. "Can you feed it in?" Batman asks oracle. Iron man tries to walk away but before he could blink batman was in front of him blocking his way. "Your not going anywhere." Batman tells him. Tony screams. "Dude weren't you just over there?" Batman still glares at him. "Your not in my records. I need to take you to the Batcave for future investigation." Tony frowns. "Um, I'm not going anywhere with a big scary dude dressed like a bat."

Tony tries to walk away again but Batman grabs his shoulder and pulls him back. This made Iron Man furious. He holds his hand up and points the blaster at Batman

"Man, I really don't wanna use this, but i will if you don't back the fuck up."

"Bite me." Batman challenged him.

Iron man shoots the explosive. A cloud of smoke surrounded the area. After it was cleared up Batman walks threw unharmed. Iron Man looks at him in confusion. "How did your brains not just get blown to hell?" Iron man asks. Batman smiles then throws two batarangs at the middle of his chest. They explode 5 seconds after impact. Shit just got real, the fight was on. Since Iron Man's face armor was gone Batman threw a straight up sucker punch at him. Iron Man comes back at him using his rocket boots to ram Batman into a wall. Batman then dusts off his sholders and then suddenly Iron Man picks him up and flies toward space. Batman needed to act quick because if he goes out of the atmostsphere then he will suffocate. Reaching for his utility belt Batman pulls out a disruptor and pressing down the button. Suddenly Iron man's suit starts to power down. They both fall at almost 90 mph headed toward the ground. Batman expands his cape to glide saftly down to the streets of Gotham City. The Dark Knight didnt want the man to die so he grabed Iron Man while he tries to repower his suit. They both land but Batman has Iron man on the ground and by the neck. He punches the man in iron giving him a black eye. Batman glares a him. Iron Mans suit wouldn't power back up and he struggled to excape Batmans grasp. "I'd say it was a draw." Iron Man tells the bat smiling. Batman knocks him out.