A/N: Okay, I wasn't very happy with some of the directions the story went, so...here we go with 'PROJECTS S & D – REMIX'. Enjoy!

(Establishing Shot – FBI. A press conference is in progress. A female AGENT/SCIENTIST is standing on a platform, behind a podium.)

AGENT: Thank you for coming here today. Sixteen years ago, we successfully created a teenage girl, codename S060787. (presses a red button on the podium, the curtain behind her raises, revealing a girl with ebony hair and emerald eyes that strongly resembles Shego. She is wearing purple capris and an orange tank top) And today, she makes her international debut.

REPORTER 1: Is this the first experiment?

AGENT: We're not at liberty to discuss that at the moment.

REPORTER 2: Is S060787 dangerous?

AGENT: It depends on the situation.

REPORTER 1: Will S060787 be attending Middleton High School?

AGENT: Yes.

(Cut to Middleton High School, the next morning. S060787 is wearing a purple jersey, orange undershirt, and grey pants. She's running through the halls)

S060787: I cannot be late! I...cannot...be...late!

(She runs into a woman with blonde hair and blue eyes, wearing a dark blue suit with a pink shirt underneath. As S060787 crashes into her, she drops the papers she was carrying)

S060787: I'm so sorry! I...(trying to come up with a good excuse)...uh...my sneakers....they have this weird...problem. (nervous chuckle)

WOMAN: (getting up) You're late for your class.

S060787: Yes, I know...Uh...do you know where room six is? That's my first period class.

WOMAN: Ah, that's my class. Home economics.

S060787: Oh...I'm so sorry I'm late on my first day...

WOMAN: I'll excuse it today. By the way, my name is MRS. BARKIN.

S060787: I'm SYD. And...the late thing....it'll never happen again, I promise...

MRS. BARKIN: Just get to class.

(Later. SYD is sitting in the home ec class. A girl that's nearly identical to her except for the fact that her hair is boy-cut)

RON: (to the girl) Hi. I'm RON. What's your name?

GIRL: I'm DES. SYD's sister.

RON: Nice meeting you.

DES: Same.