BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!

So yeah let's see how this goes. As with all random fics, I will take suggestions on couples, friendships, rivalries, and above all else, guess of who the MAIN Baddie is in this season. 28 will be in this season as that was how many were in Alternate Island so that's the number I will use with 14 on each team.

And if you need Bios on my OC's just ask and I'll send the old list to ya's :) :)

The order they arrive in is the order they showed up on the randomizer.

Now let's see if this old geezer still has a spark left in him?

BANG!

The camera showed upon a beautiful ocean shore. Soon it led down to a Dock, and a handsome faced man in his late twenties popped into view.

"YO! We're coming at you LIVE from Camp WAWANAKWA!" He then gestured to himself. "I am your host. Chris Mclean."

The Camera flashed as he walked "for the next 12 weeks, 28 campers from AROUND the world will be competing here to compete for the Grand prize...of ONE. MILLION. DOLLARS!"

The host walked along the edge of the shore continuing to say "each team will be in two teams of 14 with 28 campers overall! Every three days will be an elimination and in the end, only one will take home the MOOLAH!"

"They'll have to survive BRUTAL outdoors..."

A flash showed the campsite.

"The Animals."

It showed a massive bear charging at escaping deer.

"And NARLY grub."

A bowl of battery gruel showed itself.

Chris beamed "so who will win? Who will crumble? Find out RIGHT NOW on Total...Drama...ISLAND!"

(Dock)

Chris stood at the end, rocking back and forth saying "now let's all greet out contestants." He then whispered "oh. by the by, in case any of them seem tweaked? I kiiiiiiiiiinda told them this would be a resort. Let's see how they freak?"

First to come was a teen with a green mohawk, a skull on his shirt, a metal piercing in his nose with a slightly muscled form, leaning over the boat with a menacing scowl...jumping down.

"Duncan! Dude!"

Duncan looked around and scowled "we're staying...here?"

"Yup!"

After a minute of glancing at the surroundings, the Punk scoffed "whatever."

Chris frowned at his lack of reaction, wanting to see some disbelief.

Next was a VERY tall African Canadian teen with an olive shirt, a friendly smile and a cap over the head.

"DJ!" Chris fistbumped the Brickhouse.

"Yo Chris how's it hanging?" He then looked around "uh, are you sure this is the right place?"

Chris snickered. THAT was more like it "yup Camp Wawanakwa!"

"...This looked alot different on the application form."

The sound of blasting was heard and a portly younger man with a pimply face with brown slacks and yellow shirt was coming down giggling and snorting "YES! MAXIMUM COMBO!"

Chris said "yo Sam uh...No games. Camp rules."

"AW COME ON! I'm almost to the save point!" The Gamer frowned as Chris took the game.

"No." Chris said sternly.

"Phooey." Sam trudged down sadly next to DJ and Duncan.

Duncan called out "hey Chris where are the babes?!"

DJ frowned in disapproval at that crass remark.

*THUD!*

A female came down, BUT this female was a heavily muscled one with a fearsome scowl, a molar, a unibrow across her eyes with a blue tracksuit.

Duncan drew back "never mind."

"Eva." Chris greeted the Weightlifter, who just marched down silently and intimidatingly.

With another thunk, she dropped her bag of weights, which DJ barely avoided.

"WHOA! What's in their?"

Eva just said "weights."

Next was a darker skinned man with chesnut hair, grey slacks, and a red sweatervest...his deadpanned face glancing around "uh, we're staying HERE?"

Chris nodded "Noah."

Duncan said "no, we're staying at your mom's place, throwing a party."

The Bookworm scoffed "cute. Nice piercings, do them yourself?"

Hearing THIS, Duncan grabbed him by the shirt "yeah, you want one?"

As this went on, a red head teen with a white wife beater shirt, jeans came down with a sneer "Scott!" Chris said "welcome!"

Scott looked around and shrugged "eh, I'm from a farm. Slept in ALOT worse."

After he went down, a grey sweater and tracksuit wearing woman with dirty blond hair jumped down saying "HA! THIS is my competition? Tch, this'll be a cakewalk!"

Before Chris could talk, she continued "LISTEN UP! My name's Jo and I'm here to kick ass and take the cash! Got it!?"

Duncan scowled while Scott raised a brow "you and what army toots?"

Jo sneered but before she could continue, Chris cut this off "OK OK, there'll be time to talk later and bond, for now join the others."

The Jockette rolled her eyes and walked down, while next was a cheerful obese looking teen with a bow and a pink uniform chattering "oh wow, this is real nice you know my great great great great great uncle invented the use of summer camps while his brother my grea-"

"NO ONE cares Staci!" Chris said flatly.

The Liar huffed and went down, while next was a blond with green eyes carrying a surfboard.

Staci noticed "wow cool board, you know my great great great Aunt Shaki invented surfing while he was in Hawaii ya!"

The blond stared at the girl "wait what?"

Chris ignored her "Bridgette, our Surfer. Welcome!"

"Nice Board." Duncan scoffed "this isn't Malibu honey."

Bridgette asked "aren't we on a beach?"

"We are!" Chris gestured to the dirty beach with litter.

"...Nice." The Surfer sighed and went down with her bags.

Following her was a taller teen with a guitar slung over his shoulder with a t shirt with a hand print on it, all with an easygoing smile.

"Trent, our resident musician!" Chris offered a fist bump which he returned.

"Thanks man!" Trent smiled "saw you on that figure skating show. Nice work!"

Chris beamed proudly "thanks, I KNEW I rocked that show."

Trent's smile vanished as he looked around "...so, this is it?"

"Yup! BEAUTIFUL camp Wawanakwa! And your fellow so far campers!"

DJ waved, Scott and Jo sneered, Duncan gave a shrug, while Bridgette smiled.

"...Alrighty then." Trent went down with the campers.

Soon there were not just one, but TWO, campers coming down...both blond, blue eyed, and in cheerleader uniforms. But one was just walking while the other was carrying ALL the bags, wincing.

The one with the mole was saying "wait, what the hell?! Why are we staying in THIS bughole!?"

Chris chuckled "yeah, it's here and not a resort. Surprise! Amy and Sammy our two cheerleaders!"

The other blond said "oh th-"

"HEY! Her name is SamEY!"

Chris raised a brow, looking at the sign up form "you sure? Her name say-"

"SamEY!" Amy scoffed then snapped her fingers "come along Samey!"

Sammy sighed and followed obediently.

Sam said "uh hey aren't you going to help her?"

"Uh no? Who the heck asked you anyway loser? Do you need help sis?" Before Amy got an answer, Amy said "see? She's fine!"

Duncan raised a brow at THIS.

Next up was a heavy set confident looking black girl, marching down "yo yo what's up ya'll Leshawna is in the HOUSE!"

Chris gave her a high five as she came down stopping next to the twins, looking at the struggling one holding the bags "whoa, need help girlfriend?"

Amy scoffed "again, NO ONE asked you lardo."

"LARDO!? OH NO NO NO NO NO ya'll did not just say that to my face!" Leshawna was drawing a sleeve back, DJ holding her back.

Chris whistled "EASY campers! Save the brawling for the challenges! More rating that way."

The next one down was a smaller African American boy with a red sweater, straightening his glasses...breathing on an inhaler "oh dear, this is what the outside looks like?"

Chris said "in all it's glory. Listen Cameron." He wrapped a hand around the bubble boy's shoulder "you seem like a nice kid, I know it's weird being out of that bubble for the first time in ever. Just keep your head down and on a swivel. Got it?"

"YES SIR!" Cameron smiled and went down the dock.

"EEEEEEEEEEE!"

Chris oofed as the next camper was a brown haired smaller woman, with glasses and a small pigtail saying "ohmygosth your Christh Mclean!" the girl said through a lisp "wow your much shorter in real life!"

"...Thanks? I guess." Chris looked at the camera blankly.

"HI EVERYONE! I'm Beth!" She said excitedly, spitting up some spit.

"O-M-GAG! Cover it up!" Amy waved a hand disgusted.

Scott added "yeah your slobbering all over the deck."

Beth frowned, looking down, wincing "oh sthorry."

"Messy messy messy."

They saw the next camper...a female in a white tank top, white yoga pants, short boyish black hair, wiping down the dock.

Chris said "hey no worries Emily, it'll get cleaned up later!"

The Germaphobe sprayed the air and nodded "apologies, just want to make sure this place is spic and spam!"

The host rolled his eyes "whatever!"

Next was a teal eyed boy with a buck tooth, a kind smile coming down...Chris saying "Cody, Codemeister, the Codester!"

Cody did a pistol finger and wink as he walked, the Tech Geek saying suavely "ladies! You all are looking good today."

Leshawna chuckled "ease up there short stuff."

Bridgette added "you just got there."

Scott muttered to Duncan "what a dork." The Punk snickering in agreement.

Next was a dark haired Indian looking boy, with a blue sweater vest looking around "wait, where are we? Where's the resort?"

"Never get tired of hearing that, always funny." Chris cackled "surprise! THIS is the camp Dave."

"...We're staying HERE!? In the outdoors?!" The Normal Guy looked appalled "ummmmm Chris can I forfeit?"

Chris said sternly "no."

"...Darn it." Dave sighed and joined the others.

Marching was then heard and a tall teen with a buzz cut, combat attire came to chris with a salute "SIR! Brick Macarthur reporting for duty!"

"At ease GI Joe." Chris stated, saluting mockingly.

Jo said "this isn't boot camp buddy."

Brick looked around "out doors? HOT DOG! Just like cadet camp!"

He picked his duffle bag up and joined the crowd.

Next down the dock drew ALOT of attention, was a very pretty brown haired female, whose form was covered with a poofy looking green dress fluttering herself with a fan "oh why howdy dahlings, it's a fine pleasure to meet ya'll!"

"Um...why does she looks like she's late to the ball?" Scott asked.

The Southern belle looked down "oh why this? This is what ah always wear. Oh howdy, you must be Mr Mclean. Pleasure sir." She offered a hand, which Chris kissed chastly.

"Pleasure is all mine Leanne, nice to be called Mr!"

Leanne twirled down, humming happily.

The next was a massive burly male with a shock of red haired and a slightly dimwitted smile, waving "hi everyone! I'm-"

"RODNEY!"

The crowd looked at Scott, who was surprised.

"You know this guy?" Bridgette asked.

Scott sighed "yes, he's my cousin."

"CUZ!"

Rodney burled down and tightly hugged Scott around the waist.

"GAH! RODNEY AIR!"

Rodney let go chuckling "oh yeah, sorry cuz."

Scott just grumbled, brushing his shirt off.

Next to come down was a red head, a flower in her hair and a bright smile saying "hello everybody!"

"Zoey!" Chris cheered "how's our indie chick doing?"

"Oh great, um this is where the competition is, I'm not complaining, just curious."

"Yup, one and all ha ha."

Zoey took a breath, nodding and walked down.

Next was another dyed hair female, but this one was wearing teal stripes with a Gothic outfit, looking around in disinterest.

"Gwen!"

The Goth asked "we're staying HERE?"

"Actually, YOUR staying here. My place is up the beach with AC and the works."

Gwen scowled "hey I did NOT sign up for this!"

Dave added "yeah neither did I."

"And I care NOT. Good thing we have contracts?" The host smarmy stated, holding out papers.

Gwen groaned in disgust as she stomped down the dock, next to Trent and Bridgette, glaring at nothing.

"Hellllllllo hellllo heeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllo!"

A VERY pink looking female twirled down saying "why HELLO dear friends, my name is Ella. It is SUCH a pleasure to meet you all."

"First the Belle, then Snow white, what is this Disney R Us?" Duncan asked.

Leanne asked "who?!"

Ella giggled "why thank you all, la la la-"

Chris muttered "she's gonna be annoying I can tell."

"Hey."

"AH!" Chris jumped as he saw a orange vested male with a toque on his head suddenly appear next to him.

"Sorry, have to be quiet, never know when the ZEDS are gonna show up."

There was a moment pause.

Leshawna broke it "uh, Crazy White Boy say what now?"

Chris sighed "Shawn just join the others."

"You sure?! Large crowds mean easy pickings."

The look on Mclean's face broke no arguments as Shawn ran down.

Next was a string beaned red head with a dispassionate look as he looked around.

"Harold! What's up?"

Harold looked around silently.

"What's he looking at?" Beth asked no one in particular.

"We're staying here?"

At Chris's nod, Harold fist cheered "YES! This'll be a great asset to my skills."

Next down was a slender beautiful female with a black tube top, jean shorts, black hair tied in a ponytail getting some looks from male and envy from females.

Chris muttered to the camera "not too shabby."

"Uh excuse me?"

The host looked at the bombshell, who looked unamused causing him to backtrack "uh Sara welcome!"

"...Not what I was expecting, but eh, been in worse."

Soon the LAST camper arrive in a hail of flashes and shots, coming down and strutting her stuff "thank you, thank you, your all far too kind. Mwa mwa."

Chris said "HEY! No paparazzi! Dakota get them out of here!"

"WHY?!" The Spoiled princess took her shades off, revealing emerald eyes with a stern look "how ELSE am I going to get publicity for my spin off?"

"Spin o- THE SHOW HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET!"

*BOOM!*

The boat the paparazzi on EXPLODED sending them into the water.

"NO!" Dakota screeched.

Chris said flatly "tried to warn ya sister. But now...all 28 campers have arrived! So let's get this show on the road! Follow me to the pit where the teams will be set up and your abodes for the next 3 months will be set."

With that...it had all BEGUN.

So yeah, a unique cast to work off of for now until I hopefully reach WT and you noticed that I did some changes here.

First off, ONE pairing off the bat will be Gwent, will be more along with one likely yuri pairing. The rest will come soonish, so predict friendships, villains, relationships and what you want to see.

We have Dave without Sky, Bridgette without Geoff, Sara without Laura, no Heather for Gwen and Trent to get in between, and no radiation for Dakota to mutate. Sure am missing some bits but those are off the top of my head

First off, yes, similar to a few other random fics, I made two campers relatives, in THIS case, I made Rodney and Scott cousins. THAT'LL cause some hefty drama down the road :)

As you can tell, only THREE of my oc's are in this season.

Emily- The Germaphobe.
Leanne- The Innocent Southern Belle.
Sara- The Bombshell Singer.

Any who can think of voices for them I appreciate it, but wanted to get this admittedly short chapter out before the month was out and before I see Endgame so there it is!

Do you like it?

Hate it?

Do I still have IT?

Find out next time on Total...Random...Alternate...ISLAND!