This is just a little something I've been working on for awhile and I thought I'd post it.
Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh and most likely will never get so lucky.
Warnings: Yaoi, cussing, and violence.
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Chapter one: Strange behavior
Bakura opened his eyes slowly. The blinding light from the window causing his head to instantly ache. What the hell happened? A frown crossed over his face as he pushed himself into a sitting position. Another mystery made itself known. Why was he naked? As far as the tomb robber knew, he had come home from the bar and crashed. 'This makes no sense!' He thought miserably to himself.
A soft mewl from next to him on the bed answered all his questions. "M-Malik!" He gasped in a mixture of horror and amusement. The young hikari blinked open his eyes and blushed as he caught the eyes of his bedmate. Bakura grinned. This was far more fun than having the psychopathic yami in his bed. "So mind filling me in on what the hell happened last night?" The white haired duelist asked.
The question only caused the Egyptian blonde to blush more. "I was at the bar with everyone else last night for Kaiba's birthday. We got drunk and…" Malik trailed off, obviously embarrassed. Bakura gave him an encouraging nod and waited for him to continue. "We…came here and had…sex…" Malik looked away, a dark stain of red covering his cheeks.
"Ah, so that's why you're so unusually relaxed this morning." On a regular basis the blonde would be up at the crack of dawn, doing chores and other household things. Marik liked to see their shared apartment clean for when he wanted to entice someone to his bed. A near impossible feat for someone who's hair naturally defied gravity. Bakura traced a finger along the gentle curve of Malik's hip. "Perhaps we should take a shower now." He whispered, seductively into the younger boy's ear. It would only be a matter of time before Ryou woke and demanded release again.
"O-okay…" Malik groaned as he was brought to arousal once again. The feeling of Bakura's erection poking into his side wasn't helping things either. He rose as Bakura stalked off toward the bathroom, a smile on his face. As he started toward the bathroom, his phone rang. Glancing at it; he realized the caller was none other than the birthday boy himself. With a soft sigh he flipped open the phone and answered. "Hey. What's up Kaiba?"
The older boy responded in a decidedly abnormal way. "Hey. Did you get the package?" Malik blinked in confusion. 'What package?' He tried to recall the week before with no success. He hadn't even conversed with the young CEO within the last week.
"I'm sorry but I really don't know what you're talking about. I don't remember the mention of any package in our brief conversations." At that moment Bakura decided to stick his head out the door to see why he hadn't followed him. "Was I drunk when we talked about this?" Malik held up a hand to ensure that his white haired companion didn't start whining while he was on the phone.
The brunette was quiet for a moment. Obviously pondering how to answer the question. "We talked about this when we went out to lunch last week. Remember?" The clacking of computer keys could be heard in the distance. A sign that Kaiba was once again multitasking and wasn't paying his fullest attention.
"I recall no such thing." A thought popped into Malik's head. "Do you even know who you're talking to Kaiba?" It was very possible that the ice hearted CEO was still out of it from his first night of drinking. "This is Malik. You know, the one with markings all over my back." He ran a hand through his blonde hair in irritation as Bakura burst into a fit of hysterical laughter at the door.
"I know that! You're the crazy one with the hair that defies all gravity and logic." The younger boy sounded so sure of himself that Malik almost didn't have the heart to tell him that he was wrong. Taking a glance at the very curious tomb robber, he gave his response.
"Uh…I hate to break this to you but I'm the other half; the one with the normal and completely straight hair. I know I'm really not the one you want to talk to…Wait a minute! When did you have lunch with my yami?" It made no sense for one of the classiest people he knew to even know…Marik.
Kaiba sighed heavily from the other line. The sound in and out of itself was ominous. "Malik, I didn't want for you to find out this way but…I'm in a relationship with your yami." Kaiba kept on talking but it fell on deaf ears. Malik stared into space, a dazed look on his face. Bakura moved quickly and caught him as he collapsed in a dead faint.
'They can't possibly be together…' was his last thought before his mind went completely and utterly blank.
Well how was that for a first chapter? I know it probably seemed rather strange but the idea just popped into my head yesterday and I had to write it. Thanks for reading! Please R&R!