antarctica
once upon a time, there was a man called draco malfoy. he was gay, and he was so sexy that everyone around him fell into a coma at the mere sight of him. terrified that he was making everyone fall into comas, draco decided to flee to antarctica where nobody lived and decided to be in isolation. one day, he came across a man trekking as part of a research group, and he wanted to know more about him. unfortunately, he was worried that this new man would also fall into a coma. shockingly, he didn't. he learned this man's name was harry potter, and they grew closer together despite their differences. they wanted to get into a relationship, but a jealous polar bear decided to eat up harry in one gulp. now poor draco was stuck alone in antarctica, with a polar bear giving him weird looks.
he was never going to escape this polar bear, who just won't leave him alone. (he'd even caught the bear trying to hump him in his sleep). if he went back to other continents, everyone would fall into comas again. he had no other choice. he drowned himself in cold, icy, water. when the polar bear found out, she attacked virtually all antarctican life, furious that the human she'd been keen on was dead.