This fanfiction is about Frank W, Abagnale Jr., the youngest impostor ever. Between 1964-1969, Frank impersonated a Pan Am Airline pilot, a lawyer, a physician, and a doctor all before he turned 21 years old. He's still alive today. This is the story of how a teenager successfully forged checks, and became the world's greatest impostor. Sly Cooper, as well as his relatives will be in this story.
Frank P.O.V.
My name is Frank W. Abagnale Jr. I'm a expert impostor. I have so far successfully impersonated a Pan Am airline pilot, and a teacher. I'm now going to be impersonating a lawyer. Why? Because I feel like it. I was currently wearing a beige suit and tie with khakis. I'm 17 years old. I was driving my blue 1965 Chevrolet Traverse. I was in Paris. I flew in a Pan Am airplane. I parked my car in front of a luxurious mansion. I stepped out of the car. I was here to question a anthropomorphic raccoon named Sly Cooper. I heard that Sly Cooper was a master thief from a long line of master thieves. I wanted to interview him. I would never imagine a thief like Sly Cooper would live in a luxurious mansion. I walked up to one of the windows. I peered inside. What I saw looked like something out of a Saturday morning cartoon. There was a gray anthropomorphic raccoon wearing blue clothing and hat reading a newspaper. Then there was a green turtle with glasses looking on his computer. There was a pink hippo lifting weights. I walked over to the door. I knocked on the door. I waited. The door opened and a gray male anthropomorphic raccoon stood in the doorway. I decided to introduce this guy with a fake name. "Hi, my name is Frank Connerson. I'm a lawyer from the town of Versailles." I said. I held a small white card that had my fake name as well as a fake date (1986). I gave the card to the raccoon. I entered the mansion. It was very beautiful. This would the kind of place that Bruce Wayne would die for. It had luxurious tables and chairs. I sat on the couch. Sly walked towards me. "Hi, Frank." the raccoon said. I was surprised. Not only could this raccoon talk like a human, but also walk like a human. "You can talk?" I asked. "Yes. I can talk." the raccoon said. "I thought only animals could talk in Saturday morning cartoons." I said. "Well, in this world, animals can talk." the raccoon said. "Hey there." a pink hippo said. I turned around to see a magenta hippo sitting next to me. "Who are you?" I asked the hippo. "My name's Murray." the hippo said. "And who is that turtle over there?" I asked. The turtle stopped what he was doing and looked at me. "My name is Bentley." the turtle said. Bentley was wearing thick glasses. "What's your name?" I asked the raccoon. "Sly. Sly Cooper." the raccoon said. "My name is Frank Connerson. I'm a attorney from Versailles. I've been a attorney for about 5 years now." I told them. In reality, I wasn't a lawyer. I was just a normal 17 year old boy. I didn't want Sly and his friends to know that I was pretending to be a lawyer. "Why did you come here?" Sly asked me. "I came here to ask you about a incident that happened a year ago. Something involving a giant robotic owl and a volcano." I said. "That robotic owl was called Clockwerk. And I defeated him with a jet pack." Sly said to me. I laughed hysterically. I thought that this was some episode of Star Trek. "You're kidding me, right. There's no way that a raccoon like you managed to defeat a giant robotic owl all by yourself. Why did you do it?" "I defeated Clockwerk because he killed my parents when I was 8 years old. I come from a long line of master thieves. My father wanted to teach me how to be a great thief by using a book called the Thievius Raccoonus. I was going to have it on my 8th birthday, then a group of 5 people called the Fiendish Five broke into my house and killed my parents. They took the Thievius Raccoonus and split it into 5 pieces. I got dumped in the Happy Camper Orphanage. There is where I met my friends; Bentley and Murray. We've been best friends forever ever since." Sly said to me. What he said made me take back what I did earlier. I felt sorry for the raccoon. "Sorry that I laughed about Clockwerk. I didn't realize he would mean that much to you." I said sincerely. "It's okay. At least you apologized for what you did." Sly said. "Do you want to know something? What If I told you that I'm a lawyer at all. I'm just a regular 17 year old boy who likes to impersonate people. I also forge checks." I said to the animals in front of me. They were all shocked. I took off my fake lawyer suit and underneath it was a Star Trek hoodie. "I thought you said that you were a lawyer." Sly said. "I was only pretending to be a lawyer." I said. "Did I mention that I also forge checks?" I got one of my forged checks and handed it out to Sly. Sly took the check. He was shocked to find out that it was a forged check. I ran out of Sly's mansion. I was afraid that Sly might tell someone that I was impersonating people. I didn't want to end up in jail. I got into my car and drove off. I drove for about 4 miles when suddenly a portal opened up out of nowhere. I blacked out.
Oh no! Frank accidentally told people about his impersonations. Next chapter: Frank wakes up in the 1940's, where he meets Otto Van Cooper. He will impersonate a pilot once again.