This is the first time I've written a story & the whole word to fanfiction.net thing isn't really working. waaaaa.
A girl looked up at the ceiling. Her arms were stretched across her bed and the weather was squishing the life out of her in the form of sweat. Her hair clung in silky rivers, like ebony water. She was obviously having a hard time getting unconscious; to fall into a dream world where there were no mosquitoes or giant gas balls called sol.
Maybe it wasn't the weather that was keeping her up. IMaybe it's because your father died. … Kagome, are you listening to me?!!/I Mioji you're such a nuisance, maybe I shouldn't have installed you. Kagome rolled over. Trying to reach intangible privacy from the voice drumming in her head. IDon't blame yourself. Some people come dumb. Hereditary, I've heard./I A tear dropped from her eye, leading the stream soon to come. Mioji did the closest thing to a flinch a bodiless computer program could do Mioji… what should I do. Da was all I had left… now I'm stuck with you: a pain in the ass, Ma: a mindless social climber, and Souta: her eligible pet. How am I going to fit into the picture???!! IYou don't…, here, I've been saving this for a special occasion, and I think this is the time/I. Her eyes blurred as Mioji took over her visual apparatus. A large ticket appeared before her. Mioji, you better get a refund, this says it'll take us from now… to the fifteenth century. IExactly, no time to waste!/I The bed sheets began blowing around her, twisting around her legs and a steady wind began to blow. MIOJI!!! WHAT THE FUC--
She was in a ditch, full of what seemed like human feces. GROSS. Kagome immediately pulled herself out before reality hit her. People were bustling around her … and the scariest thing was, she couldn't hear Mioji. Her knees buckled underneath her, and she was once again, among … things that come out of an anus, and she felt like she belonged there. Basically, thoughts were running along the 'shit' line. DUMB, DUMB Mioji. What has she gotten me into… how am I going to get out of--- A frog-like creature was poking her with a curious stick. Kagome automatically blushed when he poked her bosom area. Where the hell am I? Am I even on the same Planet? The frog motioned some buff people over, "She'll do".
"What? … Hey, let go. I don't know what planet you guys are from but, .. ah!" Before she knew it, she was in a cart, headed for who knows where at break neck speed. One thing after another and at this rate today could be long day.
IYesterday:/I
"Where are all the servants?" asked the white haired lord.br
"Lord Sesshomaru, if I remember correctly, you um… removed a few on account of treason. But please be patient, we are getting more from a reliable source by tomorrow morning." br
"Hm… then could you tie my shoe lace?" The inu yokai pivoted on one foot with perfect balance, putting his foot in the bowing butler's face. Imoosh/I
"Brrrrrrrr… don't you guys have indoor plumbing?" The women dunked Kagome back into the
tub.
"Don't take gibberish dear, they'll send you to the asylum and give you bad
food Inot
like that can help those poor helpless dears/I" Kagome came back
out. "Been there, done that. So bdon't go talking gibberish/b". This puzzled the girl. She had not heard the first part, because
she had been 'dunked'. She tilted her
head, the bad situation must have gotten worse.
"Take this," the old woman handed her a towel and clothes, "and once your done, meet me outside." She swished out of the door before her hand shot out and pulled her back. "Call me Kaede," swish, swish, and she was on her way out again. A scratchy towel… and a French maid outfit… this shows a lot of culture. They might not have heated water, but Iobviously/I they need to have boob thrusting outfits for working girls. But seeing as it was the only pair of clothes in the room, she put it on and made it out of the room. Kaede told her the basics layout of the house with the other newbys and left. Kagome, being the one that was thrust into the past and without a clue, got stuck with cleaning up the master's room.
"Isn't it a bit cruel?" whispered a maid to another, "she's just like bait"br
"Better Iher/I ass than mine. Sesshomaru is such a suspicious bastard," with that they both shoved their dusters in front of statues and portraits with an innocent maid demeanor.
Kagome opened the door and was about to stomp in, when she saw a lump on the bed. She tiptoed across and peered under the blankets
"yoo-whoooo, anyone home?" All she could see was a white fluffy, thing. Ia boa?/I It looked so soft and Kagome was about to pet it, when it quickly wrapped around her waist and pulled her under the sheets. She gulped, no, not a fluffy boa. She was just inches from Lord Sesshomaru's face. But before fear could Ireally/I sink in, she saw the little crescent on his forehead and the little purple triangles on his face. She tried peeling them off, tattoos? Oooooh, just like sailor moon! She stopped when she felt his hand in her hair. br
"mmmm, Rin, did you pee in the bed again?" His eyes slowly opened but were blurry and didn't focus. Definitely a case of the Mondays. His vision veered toward her unseemly open chest, Kagome blushed and quickly covered it with her hands. The sudden movement cleared his eyes.
"Who are you?"