John Watson did not know when he would die but he was pretty certain of the where, who, how, and why. The where was 221B Baker Street. How, who, and why would be a heart attack after seeing Sherlock Holmes in one too many pairs of sexy high heeled shoes or boots. John could think of much worse ways to go. He looked up with a grin on his face as the click click of high heels announced the latest attempt on his life as Sherlock came into the room. No, John Watson did not know when he would die, but he did know he would die a very happy man.