AN: Ok this idea came to me late one night, and I was so excited about it I couldn't wait to write it, I know this Kenny is extremely out of character but I needed it to make sense to go with the pretty little liars theme here cuz Ali was a total Bitch, and it'll make sense later, also I don't own South Park or PLL so without further ado Kinda Cute, Little, Fibbers.
Don't be a Fibbing Fran Arnold, because a lie is a lie- Joseph Smith, The Book of Mormon
You probably heard the story, innocent young boy goes missing, happens every day, although there was something different about this boy he was so much like you yet so much better. He was the boy all the girls wanted to date and all the guys wanted to be. Kenny McCormick was not only gorgeous he was also the most popular boy in all of South Park, at just 13 years he had already brought the small town to its knees despite his less than fancy living conditions he was loved by everyone (or so they thought). It no surprise that Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski and Craig Tucker all jumped at the opportunity to be his new best friends.
It all began one day at the annual Cow Days festival, the boys all knew it was hella lame but as usual their parents carted them around and forced them to attend the Running of the Cows. That's how it all began The boys had snuck away to play some of the carnival games, little did they know their lives would soon change forever. Kenny was an expert and was easily able to subtlety seduce them. He complemented Stan's performance on the football team, gazed in awe at Craig's artwork, showed an interests in Kyle's theories, and complimented Cartman's fashion sense. Yes, now the boys knew they were in with the cool crowd, they were untouchable.
Over the next year they were practically inseparable, doing everything together, playing the best pranks and throwing the best parties. It was at such a party that would change their lives forever, literally the party to end all parties. It was the night after the last day of school, they were celebrating that they would now be 8th graders and at the top of the school, they would even be able to attend some social functions at the high school. It was to be the best sleepover ever, Kyle's parents were finally letting him use the guest house for a sleep over, he had high hopes that when he got to high school he would be able to move in there permanently. The Boys all gathered in Kyle's yard "Now that were 8th graders I'm soo happy" Craig said. "Yeah I can't wait to go to the High School dances" said Cartman. "You better slim down if you wanna get a date Cartman, no girl want to be seen dancing with a total fat ass" snickered Kenny. Lately some of the boys had become annoyed with Kenny's constant put downs, of course no one would say anything for fear of losing their social status. "HEY FELLAS" they heard a voice call from across the street. "Oh God" Kenny said "Its Butters". Butters was a total loser who always wanted to be included in all their activities. "Hey Kenny, Kyle" Butters shouted "Whatcha guys up too" "Were having a sleepover to celebrate the end of the year" Kenny replied. "Cool mind if I join you?" "Sorry Butters" Said Kyle "My mom said I could only have four over but maybe next time." "Oh, well thanks anyway fellas" Butters walked away sadly. The friend limit was a total lie, but Kyle didn't care, Butters was a dork and hanging with him might bring down his social status. "God what a spaz ass" Kenny said and they all agreed with him although deep down they kind of felt bad. "Alright" Kenny said trying to uplift the spirits "You guys are in for a wild night here" "Were not going skinny dipping in Kyle's pool again are we?" said Stan gigling. "But Stan, that seemed to be your favorite activity." Said Kenny while winking "But no I've got a new Idea, but we need to go inside first." They all went inside while Kenny had a devious look on his face "Alright" he said as he started off "The guys on the swim team shared this awesome trick with me" Kenny loved shoving it in Kyle's face that he had been accepted onto the JV swim team over Kyle, the only 8th grader to be picked in fact. Kenny started to turn off all the lights "We are gonna try a hypnosis trick that will make you confess some of your deepest darkest secrets." Stan easily gave in, he was kinda like Kenny's little lap dog but also acted as his protector from anyone who talked trash about him. Cartman gave in as well, "It seems kinda scary" Said Craig. "Well I wouldn't expect anything from a scardy cat who still plays with his Guinea pig" sneered Kenny. "Don't you disrespect Stripes, he was a gift from my dad" said Craig "And yet you still play with him" Kenny shot back. With that Craig gave in to being hypnotized. Kenny began to hypnotize his 3 friends while Kyle just stood in the corner and rolled his eyes. Outside it soon became very dark and thunder could be heard. Kyle never liked to admit it but he didn't really like thunderstorms and began to start turning the lights back on. "Is there a problem Broflovski?" Kenny asked. "Don't you think it's a little too dark in here?" Kyle said "Someone could get hurt" "God don't be such a baby Kyle" Kenny snorted "Were just trying to have a little fun" "GET OUT!" Yelled Kyle. "Oh come on" Teased Kenny "I said out!" repeated Kyle. "Fine I'm going" yelled Kenny. The rest of the boys remained in a trance while Kyle followed him outside to continue the argument. The boys were so deep in their trance before they knew it, it was morning.
Stan was the first one to wake up when he noticed something was up. "Hey guys" he shouted, Craig and Cartman reluctantly woke up "Wheres Kyle and Kenny?" I don't know said Cartman but I had a strange dream about Kenny falling into Starks Pond" "I had that dream too" said Craig. "That's so weird" Just then Kyle came bursting through the door. "Where's Kenny?" asked Cartman. "I don't know." said Kyle "I spent the morning looking for him, he's probably hanging with his new swimming buddies" And that was the story each of the boys gave when Mrs McCormick called them that afternoon. They didn't become worried until the next day when Kenny still hadn't shown up the next day, it soon became the biggest story in the entire town. Posters of Kenny were plastered all over town and all summer it was all anyone could talk about. The boys had all been questioned by the police and their lives were changed forever, they were deeply upset over their best friend but also kind of relieved that Kenny could no longer black mail them with their secrets, although no one said this out loud. Over the summer the boys began to grow apart, but at least they were safe now from humiliation, at least for another 3 years.
AN: Alright so what did everyone think, love it or hate it I wanna know, I want some honest feedback should I continue this or not, I feel kind of bad for making Kenny such a jerk, but seriously I really love reviews whether good or bad, and If the story makes no sense it's because I wrote this really late at night before bed so remember REVIEW!