CHAPTER ONE: Dreams really do come true

The autumn breeze stirred the golden brown leaves and caressed his skin with icy fingers. The raven haired boy shuddered and hiked his shoulders against autumn's lazy breath. He scanned the quiet lanes of the village, saw no one, and sighed again. He expected this from Kakashi and even Naruto when it came to it, but he had expected Sakura to be on time at least. He sighed again and allowed his mind to recall last nights dreams, but only grudgingly. They were getting worse…

He had stood above the golden hired boy with a dark grin on his face. His cheeks flushed from their exorcise, breathing long deep breaths. He moved one moonlit hand towards the golden haired boy and flipped him on his front. The golden haired boy was panting still and his face was beet red with exertion.

"Your stamina is still terrible," he said smiling.

"I'm getting better," the golden haired boy said glaring. He nodded and lay down on top of him so they were pressed together from chest to toe.

"But I think some practice wouldn't be wasted, don't you?" He remembered the golden haired boy nodding fervently before he had leant down to take possession of the other boys lips.

"Hey Sasuke. Where is every one?" Sasuke came out of his memories with a start and turned to glare at Naruto, a faint almost indiscernible blush on his face. He mentally shook his head to clear his thoughts while he hid his feelings behind his icy reserve.

"How the hell am I supposed to know? Dobe." The golden haired boy poked the tongue at him and sniffed. Sasuke, super aware of the other boy's presence, turned his head the other way and stuffed his hands deep in his pockets. Damn it. He was right; his dreams of Naruto were getting more and more explicit and far to frequent. It wasn't that he even wanted them, but they weren't a choice. They had started after the first time in class when Naruto had accidentally kissed him. He remembered it even now. The soft, slightly chapped feel of his lips, barely concealing hard, fang like teeth. The smell of ramen, sweat, and a sort of woody smell. Like the forest in winter. Crisp and clear, and invigorating. He shuddered and hoped any one would just pass it off as cold. Naruto noticed and said, "Thinking kinky things about me, eh Sasuke?"

Yes. No. Maybe.

"Idiot", Sasuke said blushing.

By the time Sakura and Kakashi sensei appeared Naruto was hurling insults at Sasuke and Sasuke was responding with his normal cool indifference. Sakura ran up to him in an attempt to glomp and was stopped dead by Sasuke's icy glare. The pink haired girl stuck out her lower lip and settled for standing between him and Naruto.

"Where were you two then? I've had to wait here with this baka-"

"Shut up Naruto!" Sakura said glaring.

"-All this time! Well?" Kakashi, who had noticed Sasuke wince, just looked away and shrugged. "I had to save a cat from a tree."

"Baka! What were you really doing?" Naruto said glaring at the two.

"Hey, don't look at me," Sakura said, "I just spotted Kakashi sensei walking out of the women's bath and reminded him we had a meeting today."

"Aha!" Naruto said pointing. "You were being a pervert again, like that damn pervy sage Jiraiya!"

"Naruto!" Sakura said glaring, her fist clenched and hovering in mid shake.

"Yeah, yeah."

It was Kakashi sensei who broke the tension by holding up a-

"Da da da da da da da! Look, your new mission."

"That- that's"-

"Oh, you can't be serious."

"Ka-Kakashi sensei!" Kakashi revelled in the disgusted, shocked and horrified looks of his students before throwing the woman's panties at Sasuke who held them away from him with a look of utter disgust. They were pink with bright yellow duckies on them. "Today's mission is set to train your speed, stamina and above all team work. The aim is to get the "package" to the village gate with out being caught."

"Caught?" Sasuke said trying not to look at the lacy garment. Kakashi grinned and there was a loud piercing scream. All three students turned to see Tsunade burst out of the hokage balcony, fuming. "Kakashi, you bastard!"

"Your mission" Kakashi said disappearing in a cloud of smoke, "Starts now."

The trio took off, quickly followed by Tsunade. "Naruto!" The raven haired boy said throwing the garment. "Clone it!" The golden haired by nodded and cloned the thing before throwing it to the other two. Behind them they heard Tsunade growl. They split up. Stuffing the garment in his pocket Naruto ran through leaf rife and narrowly twisting alleys. Jumping over trash cans and ducking under over hangs. He couldn't hear the fifth hokage behind him, but then that wasn't really a comforting thought. Damn that bastard Sasuke. Some how, this was all his fault. He ducked just in time, narrowly avoiding a low over hang. He felt his legs aching underneath him, turned and exploded into sunlight. Now he was running from one roof top to another. The pros were that there was more space and more room to run. The cons were obvious. From a huge open space on the roof tops he'd be an easy target to spot. He heard a thump behind him and turned too late.

That idiot! Of course his plan hadn't worked. Tsunade had seen through the ruse in a moment and had clambered up the roof tops, knowing that's where Naruto would eventually go. Damn him for being so stupid! The false garment had evaporated when he had gotten so far form Naruto. He had been running among the alley ways when he heard Naruto cry out and had moved with out thinking. His traitorous feet leading him up onto the roof tops, just in time to see fifth hokage, lady Tsunade, tackle Naruto to the ground. Idiot! His thoughts muttered as his feet hit the ground. He ran up behind her just as she was straddling him and some thing almost like possessive jealousy burst in his heart. "Get off him!" He charged at her, knowing he'd regret it later. Her head whipped around and her eyes widened in shock. Yeah, he thought, Sasuke to the rescue. Not what you expected huh? He shoulder barged her off him and pulled the blushing Naruto up onto his feet. He started running before lady Tsunade could get up again. "Come on! Do you still have it?"

"Yeah!" They ran hand in hand, panting, listening to lady Tsunade behind them.

"Quickly!" Sasuke could just see the village gate ahead of them.

"No!" Naruto said veering left and taking Sasuke with him. "This way!" They ran and jumped down into a sudden crevice. Falling in the dark until they couldn't fall any more. The boys groaned and checked their injuries before realising their situation. Sasuke blushed and was grateful for the small mercy the dark provided. Idiot Naruto had gotten them caught in a crevice probably only wide enough for one person. Now they were stuck and pressed uncomfortably close to each other, just like in my dream, Sasuke's thoughts whispered. He felt Naruto's breath hot on his neck, his soft golden hair on his face and that same smell of the woods in winter. He gulped.

"Idiot Sasuke!" Naruto said wriggling against him.

"How is this my fault, dumbass?" He actually had to bite his bottom lip to stop a groan from escaping as he felt Naruto pressing into his hips as he moved.

"It's always your fault. You make me look like an idiot!" Naruto said planting his hands on the wall Sasuke was held flat against. He used that as support as he rocked back and forth. Oh god, Sasuke thought hardening,

"You hardly need help in doing that", Sasuke said, surprised by how firm his voice was, especially compared to other things. "Now will you PLEASE STOP MOVING!"

"Why? I'm trying to get us out of here." Naruto said, moving harder and faster against him, and this time Sasuke did groan. And then the floor fell out from beneath them.