Something to do while I wait for Smash : full of stupidness.

Chapter 1: It begins... "C'mon, c'mon people! We've five minutes until curtains!", screamed Master Hand, who was back stage. People were buzzing around like a horde of bees, getting ready for the big show. "C'mon! Put some spring in your foot gloves!"

"For the last time, they're called SHOES!", screamed a squeaky voice. It was Magolor, from Halcandra, and he had had enough of being an assistant producer.

"Ah, Magolor, just who I wanted to see. Now, remember, the guests are to remain oblivious to each others presence until they've been called."

"Yes, yes, I know! Geez you're annoying!", he said, rolling his eyes.

"Shut up. You're lucky you're here after that incident with the microwave." He shivered. So many hot dogs...

"Ah whatever. You can't fire me, I'm the main investor of this show!"

Master Hand was about to retaliate when Mona, from WarioWare, shouted over the PA.

"Two minutes! Take your places!" It was deafeningly loud. "I'll deal with you later, Maggy. Where's our interveiwer?"

"I'm right here sir!" It was...ROY?! "What can I do for you?"

"GET ON STAGE YOU TWIT!" Master Hand picked him up and threw him down the corridor, knocking over ten people as he flew. "STRIKE!", screamed a proud MH.

"YOU IDIOT!", screamed Magalor. "THAT WAS THE BAND!"

"Whoops. Well, they aren't performing. My bad."

"Actually, were fine!", screamed the lead.

"I SAID YOU'RE FIRED!" MH shot an energy bullet at them, disintegrating them in an instant, as well as some 30 other people in the way. "Uh...were they important?"

"That was the DJ, the dancers, the stage light operators, and Bob the Magician."

The PA came on again. "AND WE'RE ON IN 30! 29! 28!"

On stage, Roy had seated himself at a crescent-shaped desk. To his right were 3 fluffy chairs and a beanbag, to his left was a bench that could hold 3, and in front of him was the big red curtain. This was it, his moment to shine, to prove himself willing and able, his moment to...wait, what was he supposed to do?

"8! 7!" He was in trouble. "6! 5!" Interview...who? Why? About what? "4! 3!" PANIC PANIC PANIC! "2! 1!" The curtain rolled up, revealing a large audience made up of several characters from various video games. The spot light shone down on Roy, operated by Magolor. Roy just stared at the audience, a sweaty, helpless idiot who wished he had listened to the briefing instead of trying to lick his elbow. The crowd roared with applause, and Roy just said the first thing that came to mind.

"Hi, I'm Meta Knight!"

"You wish!", screamed MH. He wasn't happy that it had already come to this, but it had. He flew onto stage. "Hello everybody, I'm Master Hand, and this is my co-host, Roy!" Applause came from the crowd, but Roy just screamed something like 'CO-HOST?!'. "Thank you, thank you everybody! I've exciting news! Smash Bros 4 is on its way!" More applause. "I know, right? And we're here to interview all the playable characters! Just one catch: they don't know it's in production yet! Now welcome our first guest, Mario!"

Roars of applause ripped through the air as Mario walked on out, apparently unhappy with this. He sat in the first chair. "Welcome, Mario!", said Roy. "Long time no see, eh?" It was going to be a looooooooooooooooooong day.

I know, short. They'll get longer, K?