Disclaimer: "Mambo No. 5" was performed by Lou Bega and belongs to some record company, not me. Lord of the Rings belongs to Tolkein and New Line Cinema, not to mention Burger King. ;-)
Author's Note: OK peoples, you asked for more parodies? I give you... more! If you seriously like this stuff I'll keep writing it; I'm having more fun with these songs than I have in ages. Oh yes, keep an eye out for: "An Earful from Becky: The Woman Behind the Butt." That poor girl who has to listen to us gab about those rap guys' girlfriends.
Tee hee, enjoy! And thank you everyone for the reviews!
Fellowship No. 9
To the tune of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega
One, two, three four nine
Everybody in the car so come on let's ride
To the movie theater 'round the corner,
The girls say they want see a flick
But I really don't wanna
Sappy movie like I saw last week
I'd rather see LotR cause the guys ain't weak
I like Aragorn, Legolas, Pippin and Merry
Brosnan's the sexiest? I think to the contrary
So what can I do? I really thank you Tolkein
The guys you made, well you know they're all smokin'
Such hot bods; they're all good
Let's all sing it
Come on Sam and swing it!
A little bit of Aragorn in my life
A little bit of Boromir by my side
A little bit of Gandalf's all I need
A little bit of Pippin's what I see
A little bit of Frodo in the sun
A little bit of Merry all night long
A little bit of Legolas here I am
A little bit of you makes me your fan
Look up then down. He's four feet from the ground
Hair on his feet, and his eyes so round
Take one swing left and one swing right
Your swordfighting moves are outta sight
Tap your staff once, tap your staff twice
And if you fall in the pit... hey you're doin it right!
A little bit of Aragorn in my life
A little bit of Boromir by my side
A little bit of Gandalf's all I need
A little bit of Pippin's what I see
A little bit of Frodo in the sun
A little bit of Merry all night long
A little bit of Legolas here I am
A little bit of you makes me your fan
(Combat! Oooh, combat! Fellowship No. 9!)
Ha ha ha...
A little bit of Aragorn in my life
A little bit of Boromir by my side
A little bit of Gandalf's all I need
A little bit of Pippin's what I see
A little bit of Frodo in the sun
A little bit of Merry all night long
A little bit of Legolas here I am
A little bit of you makes me your fan
I'd do all to fall in love with an elf like you
You shoot your bow; then the armies subside
When I saw your face, well you know I just died
Fellowship No. 9!!!
A/N: Upset I didn't put Sam in? Go read my little apology song: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=533061
Author's Note: OK peoples, you asked for more parodies? I give you... more! If you seriously like this stuff I'll keep writing it; I'm having more fun with these songs than I have in ages. Oh yes, keep an eye out for: "An Earful from Becky: The Woman Behind the Butt." That poor girl who has to listen to us gab about those rap guys' girlfriends.
Tee hee, enjoy! And thank you everyone for the reviews!
Fellowship No. 9
To the tune of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega
One, two, three four nine
Everybody in the car so come on let's ride
To the movie theater 'round the corner,
The girls say they want see a flick
But I really don't wanna
Sappy movie like I saw last week
I'd rather see LotR cause the guys ain't weak
I like Aragorn, Legolas, Pippin and Merry
Brosnan's the sexiest? I think to the contrary
So what can I do? I really thank you Tolkein
The guys you made, well you know they're all smokin'
Such hot bods; they're all good
Let's all sing it
Come on Sam and swing it!
A little bit of Aragorn in my life
A little bit of Boromir by my side
A little bit of Gandalf's all I need
A little bit of Pippin's what I see
A little bit of Frodo in the sun
A little bit of Merry all night long
A little bit of Legolas here I am
A little bit of you makes me your fan
Look up then down. He's four feet from the ground
Hair on his feet, and his eyes so round
Take one swing left and one swing right
Your swordfighting moves are outta sight
Tap your staff once, tap your staff twice
And if you fall in the pit... hey you're doin it right!
A little bit of Aragorn in my life
A little bit of Boromir by my side
A little bit of Gandalf's all I need
A little bit of Pippin's what I see
A little bit of Frodo in the sun
A little bit of Merry all night long
A little bit of Legolas here I am
A little bit of you makes me your fan
(Combat! Oooh, combat! Fellowship No. 9!)
Ha ha ha...
A little bit of Aragorn in my life
A little bit of Boromir by my side
A little bit of Gandalf's all I need
A little bit of Pippin's what I see
A little bit of Frodo in the sun
A little bit of Merry all night long
A little bit of Legolas here I am
A little bit of you makes me your fan
I'd do all to fall in love with an elf like you
You shoot your bow; then the armies subside
When I saw your face, well you know I just died
Fellowship No. 9!!!
A/N: Upset I didn't put Sam in? Go read my little apology song: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=533061